http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 21:24:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251&page=2#post-147352 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 21:07:39 +0000 Boutros 147352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jancember - the shortest year.<br /> Marge - Give up butter month. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251&page=2#post-147351 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 21:04:55 +0000 Ironduke 147351@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51099">Muffember for Neat-O</a> but I like AReader's angle on it better...where's the sponsorship form? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251&page=2#post-147350 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:57:47 +0000 rikkor 147350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow, is this old! Larch, the month of Arbor Day. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-147306 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:57:51 +0000 Oxbridge 147306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not one of mine, but there have been suggestions that if men do Movember, then women should do Fannuary... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-147303 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:40:41 +0000 beau-jolly 147303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Canuary - Where we sit in the park and drink Special Brew - For charity<br /> Paypril - trasfer the tiny amounts you didn't know were in your Paypal account to charity or spend it on Special Brew.<br /> Boregust - Droning on and on about your pet subject until paid to stop - for charity.</p> <p>Lap badger hahahaha ooowah! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-147302 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:39:29 +0000 weematt 147302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nomember - gender reassignment month </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-147284 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:12:09 +0000 AReader 147284@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think Muffember would be a great time for women's charities to sponsor women to start with a bald clam and see who can create the biggest, most artistic lap badger after 30 days. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-147259 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 08:37:43 +0000 weematt 147259@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>May - the month when we possibly do something or perhaps not. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-147256 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 07:43:32 +0000 Squudge 147256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>have we had Plebuary yet? To salute the police and other public servants who 'know their place'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-139054 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 14:57:16 +0000 charlies_hat 139054@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have we got a whole year yet ?</p> <p>Jew-Lie wins the funniest for me, Goktober a close second. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-139050 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 13:45:14 +0000 Not Amused 139050@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't remember whether it was at work we discussed this or on here but I think it was work. The one we ended up liking was:<br /> Fannyuary - Where females shave their parts.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138936 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 22:59:59 +0000 Ironduke 138936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JustKnapping? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138929 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 20:54:11 +0000 ianslat 138929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fundraisers could also ask people for money not to do things, like not telling a man's wife her husband is having an affair, or not killing their family member after capturing them their yacht off the coast of Somalia. As long as you give (some of) the money to charity that makes it okay, doesn't it? </p> <p>Maybe those Somali pirates should register with JustGiving. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138912 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 18:56:01 +0000 Ironduke 138912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Golgo, absolutely one-hundred per cent agree me old mucker.</p> <p>Someone once asked me for sponsorship to walk a section of the Great Wall of China.</p> <p>Clearly- if you want to put some effort in, walk here and I'll sponsor you</p> <p>If you want to go on holiday...go on holiday...and pay for it yourself! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138911 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 18:53:11 +0000 The All New Jeni B 138911@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me - the month when we celebrate our birthday and try to string it out for as long as possible.</p> <p>Or is that just me? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138907 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 18:26:53 +0000 Sinnick 138907@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think a day should be reserved for being "Not a National Day of Anything". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138899 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 17:47:15 +0000 sigmund 138899@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Au-gust - a month where we all try to fart gold. (Inspired by Mr. Charlie). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138898 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 17:43:28 +0000 Golgo13 138898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Come again? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138897 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 17:40:06 +0000 Golgo13 138897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kleptember - a month where we steal a jar of coffee and some Gillette Fusion razor blades...for charity...</p> <p>You know, this brings me back to the concept of "Charity Camoflage". </p> <p>People are always asking you to sponsor them to do things they want to do anyway. </p> <p>If you want to run a marathon, grow a moustache, sky-dive or windsail down the Thames in frilly knickers and a bra then go ahead and do it. I would prefer to sponsor someone to do a task of my choosing. Then they'd be properly sacrificing for charity. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138886 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:01:16 +0000 waylandsmithy 138886@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Goktober: Everyone walks around naked, with biro around their fat bits.</p> <p>Yo! Phlegmber: Everyone maintains a mucus-laden palm, with which to shake hands.</p> <p>Rapril: Everyone chips in a quid to help keep Assange from justice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138883 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:57:56 +0000 rikkor 138883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jew-Lie made me laugh.</p> <p>Sucktober - participants commit to a month of giving head to strangers. Pledges are raised to combat diseases of the jaw. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138882 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:55:54 +0000 rikkor 138882@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jew-Lie made me laugh.</p> <p>Sucktober - participants commit to a month of giving head to strangers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138878 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:41:40 +0000 godly1966 138878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>March. Everybody moves to a small market town in Cambridgeshire for the month. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138875 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:34:16 +0000 Perks 138875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Marr-ch. A month of putting your hands down the trousers of colleagues.</p> <p>ApeRhyll. Take the piss out of a welsh town</p> <p>May-not. Jullian Assange educational month </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138873 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:27:34 +0000 Backup Brian 138873@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jizzmember: errr no explanation needed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138870 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:20:00 +0000 Golgo13 138870@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Libruary...a winter month where we print slander...about libraries...for charity... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138869 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:18:56 +0000 De-scribe 138869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Govember - in which the oleaginous Education Secretary is burned at the stake until all that remains is one, single, solitary fading ember. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138866 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:01:10 +0000 simonjmr 138866@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brewuary - A whole month of making homebrew</p> <p>Dismember - verbally abuse your Member of Parliament for a month </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138865 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 14:58:15 +0000 wallster 138865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>March - Everyone has to goose step everywhere. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48251#post-138846 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:59:08 +0000 De-scribe 138846@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jew Lie - In which holocaust deniers are given a chance to state their case unimpeded. </p>