http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 11:04:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138681 Mon, 17 Sep 2012 13:10:00 +0000 Midfield Diamond 138681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah, well done Yikes. NiB before I could suggest a different punchline about rifts developing within the ranks of the protesters over the use of 'You're Shiite and you know you are' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138672 Mon, 17 Sep 2012 12:37:54 +0000 dvo4fun 138672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He shoots, he scores. Lovely NiB </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138643 Mon, 17 Sep 2012 10:28:05 +0000 ronseal 138643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To the tune of "Land of Hope and Glory"</p> <p>"We hate Buddhists and Hindus,<br /> We hate Christians too,<br /> We hate Israelis and Women,<br /> Coz Taliban we love you"</p> <p>Or to "That's Amora"</p> <p>When the drone hits the sky,<br /> Like a big flying spy<br /> That's... Great Satan! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138620 Mon, 17 Sep 2012 08:48:35 +0000 vertical 138620@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the lols return to NB </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138614 Mon, 17 Sep 2012 08:24:00 +0000 Ironduke 138614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>While we're at it...</p> <p>'ONE true religion<br /> There's only ONE true religion' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138598 Mon, 17 Sep 2012 07:23:16 +0000 dvo4fun 138598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And from White Hart Lane "Yiiiiiids! err ... you, not us, of course"</p> <p>Particularly like "I instinctively cut his head off" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138592 Mon, 17 Sep 2012 06:05:34 +0000 Yikes 138592@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love Ironduke and Ron's suggestions ... especially:</p> <p>"He's big, he's dead, he's on the sea bed,</p> <p>Bin Laden! Bin Laden!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138564 Sun, 16 Sep 2012 20:19:46 +0000 ronseal 138564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Down with the Infidels!<br /> You're Going Down with the Infidels<br /> Down with the "fidels<br /> You're going down with the etc<br /> ....<br /> Or, what about this one:</p> <p>Pro-phet Mo-ham-med's Taliban Army!</p> <p>(same tune, different lyric)</p> <p>We're waking up with 72 Virgins</p> <p>.......</p> <p>He's big, he's dead, he's on the sea bed,</p> <p>Bin Laden! Bin Laden!</p> <p>...... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138558 Sun, 16 Sep 2012 19:32:53 +0000 Reg Herring 138558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>made me laugh </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138555 Sun, 16 Sep 2012 19:22:18 +0000 button 138555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice work Yikes. It ties in nicely with Dusty's piece. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138531 Sun, 16 Sep 2012 11:49:10 +0000 Golgo13 138531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138527 Sun, 16 Sep 2012 11:03:25 +0000 Perks 138527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Who's the bastard in the black...oh it's one of my wives' 'your going home in a toyota hilux'</p> <p> Nice idea. Stars from me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138526 Sun, 16 Sep 2012 11:01:11 +0000 Queen of Tarts 138526@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like instinctive beheading </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138524 Sun, 16 Sep 2012 10:51:48 +0000 Ironduke 138524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Knees up Mullah Brown" and "Come on You Imams" have a certain ring to them too. Nice concept. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48145#post-138521 Sun, 16 Sep 2012 10:20:57 +0000 Yikes 138521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fresh controversy has erupted in the Middle East with news that English football supporters have been brought in as consultants to help Muslim rioters develop better chants to use while protesting outside embassies or burning effigies.</p> <p>“To be honest, it was low hanging fruit” said West Ham supporters club official Dan Richards. “I mean ‘Death to America’ is snappy and to the point, but you get more bang for your bucks with knob jokes. Even Millwall supporters have moved on from the ‘die, die, die’ chant.”</p> <p>Veteran rioter Abdul Ahmed was very happy with the collaboration with like-minded fanatics: “The new material cracks me up – I don’t know why we hadn’t thought of using the combination of comedy and sexual suggestiveness before. ‘O-ba-ma is a wanker’ and ‘I’m forever blowing up infidels’ are my favourites, but I also like ‘When the Mullahs come marching in’ and ‘Cameron takes it up the arse.’”</p> <p>Ahmed admits there were some teething problems in getting used to the new chants: “Unfortunately, when one of our West Ham brothers chanted ‘Does your boyfriend know you’re here’, I instinctively cut his head off. But there were no hard feelings – apparently he had been secretly supporting Man City.”</p> <p>American and Britain officials are said to unconcerned about any long term effect from the West Ham training. “Sure the Muslim rioters might have a good spell for a while due to the ‘honeymoon effect’" said British Foreign Affairs spokesman Alan Heaton. “But the crowded rioting fixture list over the Christmas period will take its toll, and they will be relegated to obscurity come next May.” </p>