http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:52:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-139045 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 13:24:51 +0000 rikkor 139045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gerontius, too funny. I remember being able to wear Pringle sweaters, before the middle-aged fat alone became enough to keep me warm. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-139025 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:27:00 +0000 button 139025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Its like, so totally uncool to like newsbiscuit.co.uk, even though I liked it first before anyone else had even heard of it, just like I watched Vic Reeves Big Night Out before anyone else had, in fact I helped write it, but now I like the yet to be developed newsbiscuit.org actually. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-139011 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 09:33:05 +0000 Gerontius 139011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I must say I preferred it when people wore Pringle sweaters, had proper names like Des and Mary and took their holidays on the Isle of Wight.<br /> It is certainly not as genteel as it once was....it's getting more cheeseburger and less cress-sandwich every day.<br /> Comedy for the jaegerbomb generation<br /> Mint tea anyone....Happy days. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138961 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 07:24:01 +0000 4ty2 138961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>guess since the site has gone more commercial the flies show up more. Hven't been her for a while but it looks like it lost its sparkle. Comments used to be witty but looks like more and more people lacking the wit as showing up with vulgar replies. Guess the site owners need them to show up the clicks to get the Ad money </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138945 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 01:36:35 +0000 burnmybridges 138945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At least you have an<br /> Original name. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138479 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 22:27:42 +0000 rikkor 138479@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is a bitch fight worthy of J. Susann's film version of "Valley Of The Dolls." I was completely sated with laughter after Ram Blesid's first comment. But, no. There was more comedy gold in store for me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138475 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 22:19:03 +0000 Ironduke 138475@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bless you dear boy, you seem to have got stuck at page 1, paragraph 1 of 'vet jokes'.</p> <p>I think the horse guys might just have some medication strong enough for your condition. You might come out neighing and eating hay but...well...anything's gotta be worth a shot to try to help you.</p> <p>Now..you pair trot on with your bitchslapping. But quietly, and when you come to the make-up sex, keep it down. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138463 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 20:07:22 +0000 ramblesid 138463@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey, vet boy. I see All Creatures is being re-run on the telly . Tell me how far you can stick your arm up a cow's arse? Can you really get as far as your armpit?<br /> Golly: I wish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138462 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 20:06:21 +0000 Golgo13 138462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Worthy sentiments, HIGNFY, but I'm afraid Ramblesid <em>is</em> the admin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138461 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 19:57:02 +0000 Ironduke 138461@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is there any chance you two could go and pull each other's pigtails in a quiet corner of the playground? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138460 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 19:52:13 +0000 ramblesid 138460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How's about this for an idea Sharpecunter; shut the fuck up arsewipe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48135#post-138459 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 19:39:03 +0000 HIGNFY 138459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>May I suggest that the admin of this site block IP addresses of previously barred members and maybe put in a fail safe system where a member can not use multiple "identities".</p> <p>I came here to write what I hoped was funny articles and headlines, I have posted my real name on my profile and I initially, after reading the FP's thought this site was a fun place where like minded individuals helped each other improve their comedic writing skills.</p> <p>Sadly, this place is a nest for trolls, whackos, extremely misinformed individuals and weirdos who, it seems from my point of view anyway, make this place one of the most hostile writing sites on the web.</p> <p>I have been accused of being people I have simply never heard of, received PM's referring to individuals I have never heard of, had my posts hijacked by a complete an utter nut job and quite frankly....this place is simply not a creative outlet...it is a lair for sad pathetic trolls with nothing else to do other than post comments in between their wanking sessions while watching kiddie porn.</p> <p>Lets face it, as a venture and as a valid website (one site calling this place the British Onion....please....that in itself is a joke and remarkably deluded) this is place is fucked if you don't get rid of the trolls that fester in every corner. </p>