http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48114 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 17:35:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48114#post-138412 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 14:07:23 +0000 HIGNFY 138412@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I liked and gave it 5.</p> <p>JohnA said: I think "beating off the Taliban" was revolting. I may have to go and lie down... Why on earth were you beating off thinking about the Taliban...how odd. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48114#post-138399 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 13:14:34 +0000 Yikes 138399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have added a new paragraph (para 3) .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48114#post-138388 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 11:53:34 +0000 JohnA 138388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think "beating off the Taliban" was revolting. I may have to go and lie down... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48114#post-138384 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 11:47:12 +0000 ramblesid 138384@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This would be funny if it didn't conjure up the image of a naked, ginger heir to the throne. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48114#post-138358 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 09:13:11 +0000 Yikes 138358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Prince Harry is the toast of the Coalition forces after almost single-handedly repelling Taleban fighters in Afghanistan. Apparently the Talaban had already breached the outer perimeter fence and were on the verge of getting into Camp Bastion. However they reckoned without Prince Harry who was enjoying an early morning stroll in the buff.</p> <p>The sight of Prince Harry’s ginger pubic hairs caused seasoned Taleban fighters to recoil in horror. Some fighters activated their bomb vests to radically erase the memory, while others surrendered and then pleaded to be taken to Guantanamo Bay for deprogramming. The remainder scattered shouting “Allah is a cruel bastard”.</p> <p>The Taleban High Command  issued a statement protesting the Coalition's deployment of weapons grade ginger pubes which left the fighters blind. "It's just not cricket" said spokesman Abdul Rahmani. "Well there was balls and something resembling a stump, but the pitch was bright orange and sticky and hadn't been mown for weeks. No one should be forced to see that, excepting Sun readers."</p> <p>Amazingly, Prince Harry seemed unaware of the critical role he played in defending the base. He completely rejected reports of him beating off the Taleban, saying that he was merely going for a piss and had to do prolonged shaking afterwards. </p>