http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48103 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 19:07:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48103#post-138428 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 15:11:13 +0000 Sir Lupus 138428@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48103#post-138323 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:50:15 +0000 Yikes 138323@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48103#post-138297 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 21:11:44 +0000 FlashArry 138297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent post ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48103#post-138291 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 20:41:20 +0000 waylandsmithy 138291@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This will go mental on the internet. Brilliant idea, I still miss my early Stone Roses CD singles. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48103#post-138290 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 20:39:21 +0000 button 138290@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really like this, nice idea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48103#post-138284 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 20:19:11 +0000 Sir Lupus 138284@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Disgruntled housebreakers are the latest group to join calls for the government to lower University tuition fees, after it emerged that student numbers are down and many of Britain's leading universities still have vacancies on their courses.</p> <p>"With student houses, you have at least 4 sets of laptops, iPhones and a fair bit of ready cash in each house, protected only by a papier mache front door that they're probably too stoned to lock anyway" said a spokesburglar, who preferred to be known simply as "Bill" for legal reasons. "If there aren't any students, how are we going to make an honest living? well, you know what I mean." </p> <p>The burglars join the Amalgamated Federation of Kebab and Pizza Purveyors, Publicans Opposing University Fees and other sectors of the night-time economy in their concern that falling student numbers pose a threat to their livelihoods. Landlords are also said to be "grim-faced" at the prospect of having to rent houses to families and grown-ups who might read the small print in their contracts.</p> <p>Responding to these statements after 4 bottles of Chablis, a university Vice-Chancellor said "Obviously, none of this is our fault. We're as anxious as anyone for the government to subsidise us more - some of us VCs are actually having to take a wage less than the Prime Minister these days. And if they don't, there's a very real danger that these people might start targetting the leafy suburbs that we live in. The burglars already do, of course, but kebab shops? Have you seen the standard of punctuation in these places? - it's simply too ghastly to contemplate." </p>