http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 00:27:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138480 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 22:42:20 +0000 rikkor 138480@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Readily excepted" is priceless.</p> <p>I like double mastectomy humor as much as the next man. But, for whatever reason, this sub felt a little flat to me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138467 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 20:57:30 +0000 arthurminnit 138467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>im confused now, can i hate ramblesid AND hignfy, or does that make ME schizoid as well?</p> <p>nurse, bring the beef tea enema, i need to think about this, and i think it is a three cuber! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138452 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 19:14:52 +0000 ramblesid 138452@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tom Finger was 82, you know. Get you're facts right arsehole.<br /> In the PMs this afternoon you extended the hand of friendship which I readily excepted, carrying on the game of tit for tat insults. Congratulations, you've used the humour I've used on myself to try to be humorous at my expense. Well done, what a brave and inventive boy you are. I thought, for a moment or two you weren't Sharpecunter but, hopefully there's only one piece of shit like him. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138446 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 18:22:33 +0000 anger management 138446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Psychiatric drugs to be replaced with internet access.<br /> The NHS psychiatric drugs regimen is to be replaced with internet access, sources reveal. A Government spokesman said today, “it’s far cheaper to supply the insane with a laptop and internet connection than to drug them for years at a time. It gives them the impression that they are involved in the real world, without giving them the opportunity to frighten old people on the buses or stab politicians.”<br /> One man in long-term care, 55 year old, unmarried, unemployed bestialist Tom Finger, from the North of England, said, “it’s great, the internet; I can log into chat rooms under many pseudonyms and give my multiple personality disorders full rein. My disjointed, alcohol and drug fuelled rants can be mistaken for humour by people who don’t know any better, and the fact that I can abuse people without being given a kicking is a big bonus, given that I’m only 5 foot tall and have the muscle mass, as well as the sexual organs, of a little girl. It gives me the chance to play at being a man, without any of the real-world consequences.<br /> Fellow patient Sid Ramble, a middle-aged nonce and James May look-alike, added “my shrink says that internet chat-rooms are useful therapeutic tools; I can project all my self-loathing and impotent toothless rage onto unwitting, innocent bystanders, and I need never confront my utter banality, the yawning void at the centre of my being, you know, where normal people have warmth, values and meaning.”<br /> He added “the downside is that some of them don’t read my insane rants or personal messages. After all, what’s the point of hurling the twisted filth of a diseased mind at someone if they’re just not there? This makes me so angry, sometimes I… oh, fuck. MUM! I’VE SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN!”<br /> At this point, Mrs. Ramble, aged 76, entered the room and did something to her son too disgusting to report. But he seemed to like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138443 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 17:57:45 +0000 ramblesid 138443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody hell! I come back from my voluntary stint of abusing kids at the local orphanage to find this affront to my integrity.<br /> So you suffer from dwarfism, Ms pale impersonation of a boring panel show? Well, things should be looking up then eh, chuck!<br /> You keep going on about me hating women. I don't. I love women, far too often. With my good looks and sparkling personality I just, occasionally,find it difficult keeping up with demand. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138436 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 15:46:06 +0000 HIGNFY 138436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr Hunter, Gerard, (or do you prefer Robert these days?) <a href="http://cain.ulst.ac.uk/events/other/1974/faul76.htm" rel="nofollow">http://cain.ulst.ac.uk/events/other/1974/faul76.htm</a> just because you were imprisoned for a crime that you were later cleared of (though not necessarily innocent of) there is no need to spew you racist filled comments onto me.</p> <p>I understand why you hate women, it is obvious, what with the years of ridicule you have encountered due to your poor sexual performances, the size of your private parts and your inability not to be aroused by the sight of French Poodles.</p> <p>But that wasn't me - was it? That was 32 other women.</p> <p>Once again you focus on a disability - "locks".</p> <p>You are well aware I referred to my calipers as feeling like leg irons sometimes and you once again took personal information and crafted a swiping and cruel attack on me...referring to these "locks".</p> <p>I am surprised that you have not yet focused on the fact I suffer from dwarfism. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138435 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 15:44:43 +0000 ramblesid 138435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138432 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 15:42:05 +0000 dvo4fun 138432@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Please, could you chaps do this in private somewhere? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138431 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 15:35:02 +0000 ramblesid 138431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuck off you spastic! Brittle bones? More likely brittle brain.If you're an ethnic handicapped female I'm the funniest comedian on the planet, Ricky Gervais.<br /> I just hope that you really are a minority and the home they've put you in has good locks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138429 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 15:22:29 +0000 HIGNFY 138429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How rude! How dare you continue to berate me in public, I see your insults have intensified after I informed you, in my PM, that I was an ethnic minority and female as well as handicapped.....seems that was a red rag to bull....</p> <p>"Letting me loose" obviously a reference to the fact, after I told you, I was unable to leave my home due to my brittle bones.</p> <p>Shame on you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138418 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 14:44:54 +0000 ramblesid 138418@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey, Perky, this is just a bit of fun. Don't read it if you don't like it. Poking the loonies with sticks hasn't yet been made a criminal offence. Letting this guy loose should be though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138409 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 13:58:04 +0000 HIGNFY 138409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, no problem. I welcome any PM's. </p> <p>Moving on..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138408 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 13:55:41 +0000 Perks 138408@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can you guys have this tiff in private? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138407 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 13:53:22 +0000 HIGNFY 138407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Beaten up the wife lately *****? Yes, I know who you really are. Tough guy who likes to beat up women... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138406 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 13:45:54 +0000 ramblesid 138406@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is fun. Did I mention your mother thinks you're a cunt. Who am I to disagree? I also think you also might need help. Come on, give us a smile. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138403 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 13:28:54 +0000 HIGNFY 138403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Both wrong. Obviously.</p> <p>I wrote the Headline......then as an afterthought googled her Oscar win and praise and then googled to find a link to anyone ever knocking her....so, knob-jockey, the headline came first and, for the last fucking time moron, I quantified the headline by simply ADDING the links AFTER I wrote and came up with the headline.</p> <p>Now, you fucking twat, fuck off, write something....anything...and stop being a fucking troll....you ever mention my mother or call me a cunt again, I swear I will hunt you down...... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138386 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 11:50:28 +0000 JohnA 138386@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I agree. Wrong forum. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138383 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 11:42:49 +0000 ramblesid 138383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why, thanks JohnA. To anyone with half a brain I'd have thought it obvious. However, I don't agree with people (not just this chappy)sticking a link to somewhere and calling it a sub. That should be reserved for the chat room. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138381 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 11:37:48 +0000 JohnA 138381@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think Ramblesid was being ironic. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138273 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 18:53:25 +0000 HIGNFY 138273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not created by me? You really are a sad dick aren't you? (Not a smiley face) </p> <p>Troll....just a troll..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138265 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:57:18 +0000 ramblesid 138265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The headline on its own doesn't make any sense: who's Oscar Kathy Bates? Therefore it just isn't a proper sub. At least it wasn't something created by you, but simply spotted while idly browsing the web while probably being paid to doing something of massive benefit to the poor and starving of Sub-Saharan refugee children. The more I think about it the angrier I get. You Bastard!<br /> Smiley face </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138258 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:30:47 +0000 HIGNFY 138258@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What are you talking about?</p> <p>What show?</p> <p>And of course this is simply a headline....with the links just quantifying the headline.</p> <p>Why is it there is always, simply always one person hell bent on spoiling sites for others?</p> <p>Troll me thinks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138257 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:10:06 +0000 ramblesid 138257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sure you're a very nice person, at least your mother has always had a very good word for you. However, simply sticking a few words above a link to another site is not classified as a sub, in my book. Also, that show you seem to have taken it upon yourself to represent should have been quietly put to sleep several years ago. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138250 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:17:49 +0000 HIGNFY 138250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Despite Critical Praise &amp; Oscars Kathy Bates Has Had Her Knockers</p> <p>(changed) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48085#post-138225 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 14:25:49 +0000 HIGNFY 138225@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.examiner.com/article/kathy-bates-is-recovering-after-double-mastectomy" rel="nofollow">http://www.examiner.com/article/kathy-bates-is-recovering-after-double-mastectomy</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.zimbio.com/Good+Actors+on+Bad+TV+Shows/articles/nWd5UE-_GW2/Kathy+Bates" rel="nofollow">http://www.zimbio.com/Good+Actors+on+Bad+TV+Shows/articles/nWd5UE-_GW2/Kathy+Bates</a> </p>