http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48070 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:44:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48070#post-138361 Sat, 15 Sep 2012 09:15:49 +0000 Nag Hammadi 138361@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah get out of here,your not welcome,we are a new breed here now,as hard as Krupp steel,as tough as leather and as fast as greyhounds,and I find your taking the piss out of people who are cephaphods highly offencive,my mothers a cephaphod you bastard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48070#post-138232 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:10:43 +0000 ramblesid 138232@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It took me a while to read this, through the tears.<br /> There's a new breed on here now, Joan, that don't appreciate your qualities. Saying that, I think there were some of the old breed that didn't either. More fool them.<br /> Here's a shiny sixpence, get yourself a cup of tea and a biscuit.<br /> I want the change mind, us Yorkshire folk are careful with us money. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48070#post-138195 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:02:26 +0000 kimllfixit 138195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I want my mummy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48070#post-138192 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 11:42:07 +0000 We Willy Harris 138192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>disabled underdeveloped,uneducated, underachiever Mr We Willy Harris,sues Newsbiscuit founder and hedonistic billionairre playboy John O Barrel,over claims he was wrongly discriminated against and regulary deleated from the playboys website,for bad grammer and lacking restaint and morals,causing Mr We Willy Harris to feel like hed been violated from behind with a broken bottle.Outside court We Willy Harris had this to say.Its been awfull,hes an evil man,running whats oviously a cult for a select few who can spell proper.I dont no why he singled me out for cyber bullying,proberly becouse Im disabled and suffering from accute dyslexic cephalopad syndrome,and Im distantly related to Oliver Cromwell.He dislikes my grammeral ejaculations and that Im confined to a steam powered wheel chair.Maybe he thinks Im some kind of nut or something,or a small screw,Im finding the stress being constanly deleated hard to copulate,but its a drug,Newsbiscuits just a cult that sucks people in,they doesnt matter how much deleating they do to you you just go back for more,till you go mad.I mean look at my head,see what dyslecexic cephaphod syndrome does to a person,how can I be expected to rite proper when I was born with my cerebellum the wrong way round,causing me to constantly make things up.Im practically quaternary,I suffer constantly from the plurals,my wishbone is slowley being stangled by my seismogram,most days spelling gets so bad I have to wear a snorkel when I type.It takes me over 10 minutes on a bad day to type a single word,then he takes great pleasure in deleating all Ive struggled to write.Ive no time for quotation marks and commers and brackets,Im slowly dieing.Before he and his religious cult abused me online line I used to play the catarrha and the banjo at Ronnie Scots,not no more,not now the doctors have taken my resonator away, I can hardly blow into a semicolon on a good day.I used to be the best semicolon player in Soho before being sucked into Newsbiscuit,not anymore,not thanks to O Barrel in his saffron robes,all I am now is just a shrivelled hyphon,cant do nothing full stop,Im an apostrophe,no question marks about it. </p>