http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 01:10:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138828 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:44:16 +0000 Oxbridge 138828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They weren't anything to write home about, in all honesty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138227 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 14:51:50 +0000 ramblesid 138227@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can't possibly be 69th on list with the name of SugarTits, or is that just your favourite number? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138220 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 13:43:27 +0000 medici2471 138220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ST - I can't believe it's your first time, you write like an old pro... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138218 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 13:40:09 +0000 waylandsmithy 138218@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant, love the angle! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138197 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:07:04 +0000 Akiko 138197@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>SugarTits. Are you still making annoyed with Kate because she never calls you back after that weekend? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138196 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:05:21 +0000 kimllfixit 138196@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm impressed by the amount (and quality) of double entendres in this piece. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138190 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 11:33:09 +0000 miked10270 138190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In related news, many ardent royalists have expressed outrage and anger at the evident inadequacy of the Middleton boobs to properly nourish a future Monarch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138182 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 10:56:53 +0000 Sinnick 138182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yes, you're usually improper.</p> <p>"Ferguson" - hmmm, I'm sure I've heard the name Fergus before</p> <p>Keep it up ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138172 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 10:05:34 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 138172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks. This is my first stab at a proper parody news item. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138151 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 09:08:18 +0000 wallster 138151@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. A deep and penetrating expose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138137 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 08:07:11 +0000 Ironduke 138137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice angle, Miss S Tits.</p> <p>Just happened to be logged on after I heard the news this morning; searchign unpixellating programs and cheap ferry tickets </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48053#post-138136 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 07:56:41 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 138136@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As the news of topless photos of the Duchess of Cambridge being published in a French magazine spreads, British porn actresses are expressing deep concern about the message this sends to their industry and to girls thinking of breaking into adult modelling.</p> <p>"I haven't seen these pictures and I won't be seeking them out. No doubt she'll probably be lying on her back which spreads them out all flat. She will almost definitely not be pouting at the camera, or cupping them properly or anything. Let's face it, Kate - it's not what you do best," commented Jenny Ferguson, a lesbian blogger, and adult performer.</p> <p>"In this industry, you have to start at the bottom. When they talk about 'entry level positions', they're not joking. So when Kate uses her connections to come swanning in for a bit of topless glamour work, it's a slap in the face for all the women who have climbed the slippery pole in this career."</p> <p>Jenny will be supported by her super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko in boycotting the French magazine that published the shots, and masturbating to some professional erotica from 3pm until 5-ish this afternoon, broadcasting live via web-cam to the world. They encourage men and women across Britain to join them in this protest.</p> <p>"We have to let these French gossip magazines know what we think of them, and this is our way of sticking two fingers up to this sort of thing." </p>