http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47969 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:07:18 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47969#post-138007 Thu, 13 Sep 2012 06:44:49 +0000 arthurminnit 138007@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>should be a beatisfuckinheadin rule, then we could ALL enjoy it! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47969#post-137966 Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:29:53 +0000 FlashArry 137966@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>patron saint of sports-days ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47969#post-137960 Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:05:02 +0000 vertical 137960@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>patron saint of heavyweight boxing maybe? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47969#post-137934 Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:14:12 +0000 dvo4fun 137934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like the idea vertical - think it needs a punchier punchline </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47969#post-137846 Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:16:35 +0000 vertical 137846@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As thousands hasten to praise the holy works of Sebastian Coe (particularly amongst the lame and crippled), the vatican announced that his widely expected beatification will not actually require that he dies anytime soon. The apostolic constitution Divinus Perfectionis magister generally requires a candidate who's 'shown signs of holiness' to have been dead for 5 years. 'Due to unprecedented spiritual fervour and some political representations, we're prepared to overlook that he's still alive' says Cardinal Tomaz Rule of the vatican's Congregation of the Causes of Saints (COCS). It's widely expected that Lord Coe will become Saint Sebastian, patron saint of organisation.</p> <p>Pax Vobiscum </p>