http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47859 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47859#post-137388 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 15:02:40 +0000 rikkor 137388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Funny and true. </p> <p>My favorite is being behind the 300 lb. young woman at Starbucks who orders a a triple-cream latte moccachino and seems to actually be on the horns of a dilemma when the clerk asks if she wants whipped cream on it or not. I feel like screaming "Take an effin' look at her! Of course she wants all the whipped cream you can muster." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47859#post-137375 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 09:55:53 +0000 BAJDixon 137375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was confirmed this morning that local office worker Sally Gibson is to move from semi-skimmed to skimmed milk in an effort to lose weight. Ms Gibson was heard loudly confirming the rumours to colleagues this morning imploring them to follow her example.</p> <p>Dismissing the suggestion that her daily breakfast consumption of two croissants was impacting her diet, Gibson detailed some of the great salads she has been knocking together for dinner.</p> <p>As well removing an estimated 0.3g of fat from her daily diet with the move to skimmed milk, Gibson is also expected to be making a real effort to get off the bus a stop early and walk the rest of the way. Colleague Alan Silvers also suggested that they should club together to buy a "whole load of fruit or something" for the office.</p> <p>There was controversy however when Gibson was heard loudly refusing a slice of afternoon cake stating that she was "close to her calorie target for the day". An eyewitness reported that shortly afterwards, she consumed 4 chocolate digestives with tea "in about 30 seconds". </p>