http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 19:47:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137547 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 21:20:49 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 137547@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Heh heh,</p> <p>Carry on.</p> <p>Shuttlecock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137535 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:43:48 +0000 Al OPecia 137535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not even joanbloggs derivative, just rubbish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137534 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:41:11 +0000 ramblesid 137534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We don't have racism here now, Reicher, we have gingerism. You can get a pay out from building societies for it. Too small beer for your favourite prince though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137533 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:36:11 +0000 rikkor 137533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We kid because we love. I think the Jews ruined racism. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137530 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:25:11 +0000 ramblesid 137530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're a pal Gerry and I will pay you that fiver back, I promise.<br /> Why the fuck Mr 4funless got himself involved can only be explained by him having delusions of his own self importance. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137512 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 17:58:31 +0000 Gerontius 137512@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm with Sid on this one.<br /> I want my two minutes back as well.<br /> And I'm pretty sure if Sid wants to tell you what he thinks of you he won't go hiding behind some other username.<br /> I believe in the dales they call a spade is a spade and a cunt a cunt.<br /> I doubt he'll be calling you a spade though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137505 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 17:33:43 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 137505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My sentiments exactly number 4. Rambling bollocks. And not only that, but rambling self indulgent bollocks! Somebody really ought to put the ruddy boot into this sort of thing. It isn't clever and it absolutely is not necessary.</p> <p>With you all the way bro!</p> <p>Shuttlecock</p> <p>(Oops!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137495 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:12:21 +0000 dvo4fun 137495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry... but WTF is all this about? Rambling bollocks more suited to chat room? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137486 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 14:38:05 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 137486@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Last time I looked I was, Brainyfish.</p> <p>Shuttlecock.</p> <p>(Oops!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137463 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 10:02:44 +0000 Salmon of Knowledge 137463@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're <em>married?</em></p> <p>(c) E. Morecambe </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137440 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 22:39:48 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 137440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like you Sid. You tell it like it is. And no mistake. You're proper hardcore, you are mate. Thanks for the welcome. If you ever fancy a pint and a fajita give me a bell.</p> <p>Shuttlecock*</p> <p>*Sorry - forgot about the swirly thing on the left.</p> <p>PS - I'm not so mad bad and dangerous really - I'm just having a bit of a domestic as I type this. The wife can be ruthless sometimes. Ruthless. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137437 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 22:28:07 +0000 ramblesid 137437@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bollocks! I just read your sub. That's a couple of wasted minutes I'll never get back.<br /> Do us all a favour mate, if at first, second and third you don't succeed, give up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137432 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 21:46:18 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 137432@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry. You're obviously confusing me with somebody who gives a fuck.</p> <p>On both counts.</p> <p>*Shuttlecock* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137430 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 21:23:22 +0000 ramblesid 137430@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you're wondering who's accusing you of being me, Mr Cock, it's Red Tex AKA Sharpehunter. He's always been an inconsequential piece of scum and anyone who can think you're me is obviously also a fucking idiot.</p> <p>Ramblesid</p> <p>p.s. you don't need to do that. your name comes up next to what you write, underneath the pretty pattern they give you. I'm surprised you haven't noticed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137365 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 23:51:55 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 137365@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Exactly. That's what I was saying.</p> <p>Shhh. They're coming...</p> <p>Shuttlecock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137363 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 23:14:37 +0000 Salmon of Knowledge 137363@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This isn't funny and I've no idea who it's aimed at. Venting about your own abuse on an unrelated forum might amuse you, but walnut howitzer fuckbuzzle be damned. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137341 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 19:03:03 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 137341@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They're dangerous. Not only racists, rampant homophobes to boot. I was told their leader lives in Canada, and that their idea of a night's clubbing has to be seen to be believed. Just a heads up. Mum's the word. Keep yer eyes peeled...</p> <p>Shuttlecock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137339 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 18:21:37 +0000 notoracism 137339@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite. I experienced these racist trolls on another site, luckily two of them were shown the door for posting racist comments. I hope that this isn't some sort of rallying cry to get these thugs to come here and spout their views and attack minorities. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47856#post-137336 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 15:29:52 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 137336@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Reports emerging from the Strand appear to be suggesting that the 'Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' - a crowd of slathering, mewling, puking, folding itinerant internet trolls, are not in fact dead, but merely 'resting.'</p> <p>"They're out there somewhere, I can feel it in me water," reported Canadian cyber-warrior and humourist non pareil, Anne Marie Morse, who writes under the screen name of 'Christabel McWattanus' for possibly the funniest, most interesting site on the net. "They're rather like haemorrhoids. I thought we had them licked, but they don't ever seem to know that they're actually dead. They just withdraw, regroup, and come back twice as witty, charming and unpredictable as ever. It does my head in. Nobody is safe as long as this slathering mob of fornicating miscreants puke their way around the internet, causing mayhem wherever they go. Who knows where they'll turn up next? I'm scared."</p> <p>With good reason, apparently.</p> <p>The World Health Organisation blamed the Coal Hole In The Wall Gang for countless instances of sleepless nights, a multitude of backstabbings, harrassed bar staff, and young women developing a fear of wearing low cut tops in pubs for fear of unbridled lechery. And that's before they even begin tapping their keyboards in drunken fanatical 12 on 1 cyber bullying episodes at three am after the pubs have closed.</p> <p>A spokesman for the Coal Hole In The Wall Gang dismissed the 'dead' rumours as 'sheer speculation and utter bollocks.' Going on to say that the Coal Hole In The Wall Gang are still very much alive and kicking, and probably coming to a pub or a website near you in the near future.</p> <p>Be afraid. Be very afraid... </p>