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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap</title>
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			<title>Oxbridge on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137248</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Oxbridge</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;'Appen this is not too bad
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			<title>pinxit on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137201</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 07:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>pinxit</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;@Alex and charlie : thanks for your very gracious responses. My slightly tetchy post was not at all meant as a criticism of either of you, rather at my puzzlement of what is deemed funny on the biccy. Keep on doing that voodoo that you do so well.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;As a minor cruciverbalist meself, I'm partial to an anagram or two, too. =]
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			<title>charlies_hat on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137106</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 06:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>charlies_hat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I suppose that's a fair point pinxit, I often think that there is not much topical on here (maybe due to slow news days), and I try to take ideas from the news most of the time, Mars Curiosity being the news item in the post you mention, although I concede that 50% of the gag is from sometime in the sixties....  I also think that a good bit of old fashioned wordplay can be joyous, which is why I starred the cat flap. The Tebbit line is good too if you want my opinion!
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			<title>Mr Target on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mr Target</dc:creator>
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			<title>Smart Alex on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 23:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Smart Alex</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hi Pinxit,&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Yes - indeed a spoonerism (and also an anagram - ah the allure of alliteration), but since letters have been shuffled around I feel it's OK to use 'dyslexic' otherwise I'd have to come up with something longer and almost certainly less snappy.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Surprised me too that it's hit the top spot - I've certainly come up with contributions that I think are totally hilarious and am disappointed when they get low (or no) ratings but that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Some will always fall on stony ground.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;(For what it's worth I seem to recall giving you 5* for the Tebbit ticker.)&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Regards
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			<title>pinxit on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137088</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>pinxit</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Is it just me, but…&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Sauntered over to the 'Top Ten' and this offering is number one!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Lawks'a'lawdy… now, I am from Yorkshire, but isn't it just a rather lame spoonerism?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;And, after having been (rightly) lampooned for bringing up a rather less than topical ticker ('80's) with &#34; Norman Tebbit hailed as 'visionary force' behind GB Olympic cycling success&#34; a few weeks ago, I see that a luminary of the boards has regaled us with a nifty 'topical' gag about Marianne Faithful and Mars… * snork *  * f'narr *&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I guess I just don't get the ethos, the driving force, behind the Biscuit.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Carry on...&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;PS. I've neither fived it nor given it a one. For all I know it may be the wittiest thing since Oscar Wilde said &#34;Give 'im the money Mabel.&#34;
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			<title>button on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137081</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 20:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>button</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Very very good
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			<title>Queen of Tarts on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137079</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 20:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Queen of Tarts</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Fair t middlin&#60;br /&#62;
5 star&#60;br /&#62;
Still laughing
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			<title>charlies_hat on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137071</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 19:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>charlies_hat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Reet good.
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			<title>gaijintendo on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137068</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>gaijintendo</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Ya beauty.
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			<title>Ironduke on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 16:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Ironduke</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Oh, indeedy jolly good
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			<title>Smart Alex on "Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47740#post-137059</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 16:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Smart Alex</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;...
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