http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47697 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:04:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47697#post-136923 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:55:10 +0000 button 136923@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>CEO of Swindon based ‘The Rat Trap’ has announced a major reshuffle to the firms structure. Key Developments so far:</p> <p>Cleaner Barbara Simmons replaced by former diretor Dave Parker</p> <p>Parker becomes typist and receptionist</p> <p>Former typist Rebecca Smith to replace Bob Smith as Head of Rat Control</p> <p>Bob Smith to replace Vince Lake as Van Driver</p> <p>Lake appointment new director</p> <p>There have been some suggestions that appointing employees into positions at which they have no experience or relevant qualifications seems completely irrational, however Lake assured the gathered press that no employees at ‘The Rat Trap’ had any experience in their former positions so it would make little difference. </p>