http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 19:23:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13458 Thu, 20 May 2010 21:37:05 +0000 Scroat 13458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you noticed that they stand up when speaking in the Commons? The reason is that they are talking out of their arses, and no-one would hear what they were saying if they were sitting down.</p> <p>Well, that used to be the case, but with the new Coalition, it will all be different. Obviously. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13395 Thu, 20 May 2010 12:36:01 +0000 andhrimnir 13395@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>will his tour be called "My Opik approach (or how to lose a safe seat)" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13371 Thu, 20 May 2010 10:23:22 +0000 allmyownstunts 13371@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lembit Opik = I like to b MP.</p> <p>Plagiarised for your enjoyment by allmyownstunts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13355 Thu, 20 May 2010 09:25:05 +0000 QorbeQ 13355@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Opik stand-up routine 'relies too heavily on comedy name' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13354 Thu, 20 May 2010 09:24:11 +0000 QorbeQ 13354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Audience rates Opik comedy performance as 'not cheeky enough' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13353 Thu, 20 May 2010 09:22:20 +0000 Oxbridge 13353@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Opik's face splits double act: 'The rest of him just wasn't funny,' it told reporters. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13350 Thu, 20 May 2010 09:16:47 +0000 Scroat 13350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Opik stand-up bid fails in absence of Cheeky Girl </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13341 Thu, 20 May 2010 08:56:43 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 13341@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Opik continues with comedy career despite election setback. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13335 Thu, 20 May 2010 08:12:57 +0000 QorbeQ 13335@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Opik loses comedy position, tries hand at stand-up instead </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13334 Thu, 20 May 2010 08:10:22 +0000 QorbeQ 13334@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lembit Opik loses seat, decides to stand up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4765#post-13319 Thu, 20 May 2010 07:39:59 +0000 Scroat 13319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is apparently going into stand-up comedy. I'm completely lacking in inspiration today. </p> <p>Come on someone! </p>