http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47634 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 21:33:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47634#post-136750 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 08:10:10 +0000 quango 136750@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Leisure centres up and down the country have issued a stark message to swimmers after a surge in the number of males who have taken to tight y-fronts after seeing Tom Daley win a medal. </p> <p>One spokesman for Cally Pool in North London confirmed the reports "I feel it is our responsibility to remind people they are not fit young teenage olympians, but in fact balding middle office managers whose overhanging belly makes it look like they are naked"</p> <p>The increase in incidences comes as Tom's house was recently broken in to allegedly to find the "elixir of life that keeps you looking 14 even four years on". </p>