http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47595 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:26:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47595#post-136859 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 23:12:27 +0000 rikkor 136859@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mormonism is lovely. Anyone who opposes Mitt Romney is most likely some sort of commie. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47595#post-136831 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 20:09:45 +0000 JohnA 136831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I cannot think of a worse ticket to try and beat Obama than Romney/Ryan other than maybe Trump/Palin.</p> <p>Its like the Republicans have stopped trying. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47595#post-136820 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 18:35:29 +0000 Al OPecia 136820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hear that he has just bought a lift for his cars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47595#post-136803 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 15:16:19 +0000 Oxbridge 136803@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Daily Mash says it all Rikkor:</p> <p>Mitt Romney built from three dead Republican senators and a dog</p> <p>03-09-12</p> <p>PRESIDENTIAL hopeful Mitt Romney was constructed from four dead things, it has emerged.</p> <p>Leaked mortuary receipts show Dick Cheney purchased human body parts in 2004, with a view to constructing the archetypcal Republican candidate.</p> <p>The life form known as Mitt Romney is in fact a patchwork of parts from former Ohio senator and Grecian 200 poster boy Joseph Turner (died 1982), the pliant mind of Kentucky representative Tom Booker (died 1998) and Texas Governor Wayne Hayes (died 2004), of whom it was said in his obituary “truly, here was a man who wore a suit.”</p> <p>‘Mitt’ is the name of the dog whose life was sacrificed so that his mindlessly faithful, wagging tail could be secreted in Romney’s trousers.</p> <p>Operated by remote control from Republican Party HQ, the Mitt Romney is considered the party’s most sophisticated yet, being capable of three physical functions: a rictus smile, a stiff armed, non-Nazi salute and the ability to embrace a wife-shaped entity.</p> <p>US political analyst Stephen Malley said: “It had been feared that the influential religious Right might object to a candidate made up of reanimated corpses. However they gave their blessing on the understanding that none of the bodies were from homosexuals.”</p> <p>Similar moves to create composite opposition leaders in the UK have been less successful.</p> <p>Ed Milliband was intended to be a composite of three promising young Labour volunteers who agreed to lay down their lives and body parts for the Party cause. However, two of them withdrew at the last minute, meaning that the 64% shortfall had to be made up with latex. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47595#post-136661 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:05:49 +0000 rikkor 136661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't do enough for Mitt Romney. He's going to be a wonderful president. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47595#post-136645 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 14:55:19 +0000 Haywood Manley 136645@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Aside from the trinity of the Godhead, the main difference between Mormons and other sects of Christianity is that their founding is recent enough to have been extensively documented by verifiable witnesses and historians at every turn. Mormonism therefore requires a different kind of faith than does other Christian sects. It requires a very special obedience. It asks its members not to read, and not to believe, wide swatches of their own country’s history."</p> <p>Scary. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47595#post-136632 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 11:02:50 +0000 JohnA 136632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://lareviewofbooks.org/article.php?id=878&amp;fulltext=1" rel="nofollow">http://lareviewofbooks.org/article.php?id=878&amp;fulltext=1</a></p> <p>Warning: long read.</p> <p>But well worth it. </p>