http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47559 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 10:20:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47559#post-136498 Fri, 31 Aug 2012 11:49:01 +0000 Queen of Tarts 136498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Committed Man United fan, Wayne Dodge, has spoken out after his long term girlfriend, Jade Wainwright, asked him to promise to be as faithful to her as he is to his team at their civil wedding next month. <br /> "It's just not right for a bird to ask for that kind of commitment," Wayne complained. "When you choose your team they're yours for life, through the pain &amp; the glory. I've bin with Jade for 3 months already &amp; she should know I'll get bored &amp; start shafting Shareen next door soon. Same as her other 2 kids Dads did." </p>