http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47417 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 06:51:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47417#post-136245 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 22:57:48 +0000 FlashArry 136245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>careful now - </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47417#post-136203 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:46:35 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 136203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Disgraceful antics indeed. I was reduced to slathering and projectile vomiting also. Good job I had a bucket to hand.</p> <p>Down with this sort of thing!</p> <p>Shuttlecock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47417#post-136199 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:25:25 +0000 Jonny Shlep 136199@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thinly disguised smutty filth that had me vomiting repeatedly into a bucket. It goes without saying that I've involved the police.</p> <p>5!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47417#post-136192 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 15:57:14 +0000 Anonymous 136192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A leading doctor is urgently advising all 'women about town' to take water on board every ten minutes. In a shocking report, women who regularly use public transport are now told they'll rapidly lose their youthful looks unless they drink copious amounts of spring water.</p> <p>Writing in today's Daily Mail, Dr Hans Kreutzer revealed that a woman travelling on an underground train or an aeroplane can expect her skin to dry out at a rate of 2.87 hertzels per minute - as opposed to the natural rate of 0.43 hertzels per hour experienced by men watching football in a stadium with the roof open.</p> <p>“Women who wish to remain looking beautiful should never allow ten minutes to pass by without drawing a bottle of water to their lips for a long swig,” declared Dr Kreutzer.</p> <p>Responding immediately to the medical evidence, posh handbag manufacturer, Mulberry, announced this afternoon that their autumn "Kelly Range" collection at just £2279 a pair, will include a dedicated section for a tartan-lined 2 litre bottle of Malvern water.</p> <p>*Dr Hans Kreutzer was writing on behalf of the European Natural Water Commission. </p>