http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4740 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 17:20:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4740#post-13308 Thu, 20 May 2010 06:14:11 +0000 sauce 13308@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was asleep on the sofa, Plucky. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4740#post-13298 Wed, 19 May 2010 22:43:45 +0000 thisisall1word 13298@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I need little excuse...</p> <p>Bob Crow is waiting in his office<br /> For the small bell on his wall<br /> To announce the end of his day<br /> His fat biscuity face is sad<br /> As if over dunked in strong tea.<br /> Four Sugars?</p> <p>Sammy McIlroy stares at a photo,<br /> taken in 1921, of the football ground<br /> Christie Park. He thinks of<br /> The Railways Act of the same year<br /> And wonders if Lloyd George could not have just<br /> Fucked the trains then and there.</p> <p>Other options?<br /> You could always try to<br /> Fuck on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4740#post-13282 Wed, 19 May 2010 20:34:48 +0000 Zadok the second 13282@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got out more once. That was a disaster. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4740#post-13268 Wed, 19 May 2010 18:53:55 +0000 PluckyMunky 13268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you very much for your kind words, both. I am always encouraged by such support. I trust you are all well. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4740#post-13264 Wed, 19 May 2010 18:17:41 +0000 andhrimnir 13264@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you tried getting out more? I've not had a drink so I'm popping out to shoot some things for the larder. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4740#post-13263 Wed, 19 May 2010 18:17:22 +0000 Zadok the second 13263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The sea is calm tonight.<br /> The tide is full, the moon lies fair<br /> Upon the straits - on the French coast the light<br /> Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand,<br /> Glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay.<br /> Come to the window, sweet is the night air!<br /> There to be told to fuck off. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4740#post-13261 Wed, 19 May 2010 17:44:09 +0000 PluckyMunky 13261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have tried singing, suggesting music and poetry and offering general pleasantries. I am not entirely convinced that any of them have been hugely succesful. Apart from generally telling me to fuck off, what do you think are the other options? Yours, as ever, Plucky. xxx </p>