http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4734 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 00:46:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4734#post-13245 Wed, 19 May 2010 16:26:15 +0000 afternoonslow 13245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Since niether PM David Cameron nor Deputy Clegg wish to move downmarket, number ten Downing Street has been sold off to help repay the National Debt and is to reopen as a Chinese Takeaway (Mandarin Spoken).<br /> Number 11 is similarly surplus to requirements and is to become a charity shop selling off obsolete Knick-Knacks (Royal Family)<br /> and surplus assets (Scotland) </p>