http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 06:26:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-136138 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 07:53:24 +0000 button 136138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>thanks, the artwork caption is very good. I'm getting a banner ad for Knowsley Safari! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-136136 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 07:45:03 +0000 dvo4fun 136136@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Makes a cracking FP button and the caption on the artwork is lovely. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-136024 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 13:13:23 +0000 writinginbsl 136024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>loved it-very visual</p> <p>late stars and a bump </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135893 Sun, 26 Aug 2012 09:19:50 +0000 charlies_hat 135893@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, excellent sub. Do you use windscreen wiper blade too? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135859 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 21:48:21 +0000 ricky33 135859@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"That doesn't mean they won't bite your children though". Ace! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135856 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 21:35:56 +0000 The All New Jeni B 135856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was it's greasy overalls that gave it away.</p> <p>And the Pirelli calendar pinned to the tree. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135853 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 21:21:39 +0000 button 135853@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That proves it Jeni. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135852 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 21:19:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 135852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Once saw a monkey at Blair Drummond Safari Park sitting under a tree with a copy of the Haynes Manual for a 1978 Renault 5 TS. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135846 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 20:54:25 +0000 button 135846@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've enquired after your wiper dvo, you'll be pleased to hear they still have it and use it to scratch their arses. They also asked me to tell you they think you stepped over the line with your Andy Murray sub. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135841 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 20:10:39 +0000 dvo4fun 135841@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep, nice one button. </p> <p>Have they still got the wiper blade from my 1965 VW Beetle? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135840 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 19:35:00 +0000 Perks 135840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep. Loved it. Always wanted to work in a safari park just so I could flowers and sympathy cards next to the road as you drive through the lions enclosure. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135839 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 19:30:41 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 135839@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cracking </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135836 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 18:33:20 +0000 custard cream 135836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great, well done! max. stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47286#post-135807 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 11:07:46 +0000 button 135807@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After 5 years of hard work the monkeys of Longleat drive through Safari have put the finishing touches to a metallic blue Vauxhall Astra.</p> <p>Paul, spokesmen for the 100 strong Rhesus monkey troop told us “It’s taken a lot of hard work and dedication but we pulled the final rear quarter moulding from an unsuspecting family last Friday and now we have a fully operational car. We’ve been at Longleat for 10 years now, and we wasted the first 3 just monkeying around, but then Curious George suggested we focus our efforts on building our own motor. Initially we set our sights slightly too high and decided to build a Jaguar XKR Convertible, but after 2 years with no models passing through we set a new target and haven’t looked back since.”</p> <p>“Work was initially hampered as the tools were limited to a monkey wrench and monkey nuts but after I liberated a tool box from the back of a works van we haven’t looked back. The last few weeks have been manic and I’ve been rushing around like a blue arse monkey but it’s all been worth it.”</p> <p>When asked what plans the troop had for the car Paul told us that as soon as one of them passed their driving test they were off on a road trip to India to harass tourists but until then they would probably just piss and shit all over it.</p> <p>The troop are keen to put their new found skills to further use however, and have opened a Kwick Fit franchise outside the gates of the safari. “We have noticed most cars do need some work done by the time they finish the monkey drive through” Paul went on “and I’m pleased to say our specially trained grease monkeys can now successfully diagnose faults and fit tyres without biting them first. That doesn’t mean they won’t bite your children though.”</p> <p>Hat tip to Wayland </p>