http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47270 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:06:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47270#post-135781 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 23:37:42 +0000 antharrison 135781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Truer than you wrote </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47270#post-135769 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 21:52:18 +0000 Only Me 135769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a very frank interview, Mitt Romney has professed to being baffled by the art of politics.</p> <p>“It wasn’t like this in Massachusetts, I can tell you” explained the presidential candidate. “I just said and did whatever would get me elected.“</p> <p>Mr Romney professed to being confused. “I thought that I was about to be nominated by the Republicans but I think I must be wrong. Representative Akin for example just did his very best to prevent me being elected and he says he’s a Republican. So perhaps I’m running on the Democratic ticket. It’s very confusing. It didn’t seem to matter before.”</p> <p>After a brief pause for a Mormon cult ritual, Mr Romney continued, “That nice Mr Obama keeps attacking all these lunatics that keep slipping right-wing rants into my speeches. So perhaps he’d like to be my Vice President. Vice Presidents don’t need birth-certificates... uhoh... see, there’s another entirely inappropriate line that some bastard just slipped into my interview notes.” </p>