http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 02:20:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-136003 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 10:52:18 +0000 nickb 136003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was all going so well till she shat on my head </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135925 Sun, 26 Aug 2012 14:55:28 +0000 The All New Jeni B 135925@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I may have been herring things, but I was told she was some gull. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135907 Sun, 26 Aug 2012 11:46:32 +0000 godly1966 135907@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How can Engelbert Humperdinck stoop so low, who does he think he is Alf Gannet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135761 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 20:15:59 +0000 Scroat 135761@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OMG!!!!!!!!!! ROARED WITH DRUNKEN LAUGHTER!!!! THANK YOU G. NICE ONE </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135737 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 17:12:43 +0000 Gerontius 135737@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://s1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/gerontius-bonalatty/?action=view&amp;current=a697cec5.jpg"><img src="http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/gerontius-bonalatty/a697cec5.jpg" alt="Untitled" /></a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135688 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 11:51:49 +0000 Scroat 135688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Boom boom Miss Tits! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135686 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 11:31:01 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 135686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This reminds me of the time I was in Eastbourne for the tennis. I had just finished watching Amelie Mauresmo give Kournikova probably the most comprehensive licking I've ever seen in the women's game, and was walking back to my hotel with a bag of chips. Well, you could say I've always had an eye for the birds, but I got the shock of my life when I saw a young, attractive "she-gull" staring at me, coquettishly with big firm wings and smooth white breast, I could tell it was my type, but unsure of the etiquette, i tried to put it out of my mind. </p> <p>I sat down on a bench, and pretended to ignore it, but it edged closer, with eyes that seemed to suggest she could sense my excitement. I offered a chip, and as my fingers brushed against her searching, hungry beak, she unfanned her tail and manouevred so I could tell that her cloaca was getting moist.</p> <p>Well, one thing led to another, and hours later I awoke in my hotel room, sated, surrounded by feathers, but alone. She had left a 'note' on the pillow, but this bird had flown.<br /> I guess what I'm trying to say is that love comes in all shapes and sizes, but you should never try to tie a gull down. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135680 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:36:23 +0000 Midfield Diamond 135680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There really is no escape from homophobic abuse for fans of Brighton and Hove Albion (nicknamed the Seagulls). Gotta be a sub in that somewhere. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135679 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:22:24 +0000 The All New Jeni B 135679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That he's been watching too much "Beavis and Butthead". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47247#post-135677 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:13:41 +0000 Scroat 135677@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... has apparently recorded a song called 'Lesbian Seagull.'</p> <p>What can you say? </p>