http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:30:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13231 Wed, 19 May 2010 15:01:52 +0000 andhrimnir 13231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Newsbictionary:<br /> Vaginoplasty (n) - group of drunk geordie females. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13223 Wed, 19 May 2010 14:31:16 +0000 PluckyMunky 13223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If they have taken your balls, MrQ, you may as well stay in and have a vaginoplasty, to save time. Hope your feeling fine, soon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13200 Wed, 19 May 2010 12:09:10 +0000 QorbeQ 13200@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No untoward arrows that I can discover, but I'm sure I wasn't a hermaphrodite when I came in. Still, might come in handy... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13196 Wed, 19 May 2010 11:47:00 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 13196@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did they draw a big arrow on you with felt tip, to tell them which bit to take? They did that with my big toe once - so that they took the obviously gammy toenail off rather than the nice healthy one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13193 Wed, 19 May 2010 11:42:22 +0000 QorbeQ 13193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shit no ... *quick grope* ... still there! Unless they're relocated tonsils, that is... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13189 Wed, 19 May 2010 11:34:25 +0000 andhrimnir 13189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>have you checked that you still have your testicles? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13186 Wed, 19 May 2010 11:24:28 +0000 QorbeQ 13186@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>in recovery now, woozy, pain not too bad yet but on morphime ... Ta for good wishes gang - much sleepy... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13155 Wed, 19 May 2010 08:27:08 +0000 Scroat 13155@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good luck. I've managed without mine most of my life ok, so no great loss.</p> <p>Just some pain I suppose. Ice cream and paracetamol. And whisky. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13150 Wed, 19 May 2010 07:24:08 +0000 PluckyMunky 13150@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Take care of yourself, Mr Beq and remember that no-one ever missed their tonsils, afterwards. Best wishes, Plucky. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13144 Wed, 19 May 2010 06:42:51 +0000 QorbeQ 13144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I could just go a chocolate hob nob about now too... bored already and I've only been down here twenty minutes! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13143 Wed, 19 May 2010 06:39:12 +0000 sauce 13143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hope it all goes well and you're back to swallowing even the crunchiest biscuits soon. </p> <p>x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4701#post-13140 Wed, 19 May 2010 06:28:34 +0000 QorbeQ 13140@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Today is tonsillectomy day over in QorbeQ-land ... oh joy.</p> <p>Expect many ill-judged, badly-constructed subs over the next week or two as I try to entertain myself, possibly between heavy sessions of self-abuse. </p>