http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4684 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:12:17 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4684#post-13252 Wed, 19 May 2010 17:26:43 +0000 arthurminnit 13252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>didnt he also used to sell duvet covers, sheets and pillows? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4684#post-13108 Tue, 18 May 2010 19:23:33 +0000 brownpaperreporter 13108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Its no laughing matter" explained Mr Al Qaeda, a third generation Bradford Muslim "I had a little newsagents, Al Qaeda News, and it was constantly in the press, fire-bombed, and customers driven away, scared by the National news headlines about some Saudi bloke. I was born in Pontefract! I support Leeds for gods sake, why me?</p> <p>I had to get rid of the newsagents as my mental health couldnt take it, so I took up a skip hire service instead. I saw a gap in the market where older people who had full wheelie bins needed a service to fill in for the council and their 2 week collection policy. Again, all hell broke loose over my advert "Bin Laden? Ring Al Qaeda...."</p> <p>Had to go into hiding, and after a lot of plastic surgery, and being mistaken for Michael and Latoya Jackson Ive decided to tell my story to The Daily Mail. Im sure they wont make a song and dance about my life..." </p>