http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46735 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 23:25:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46735#post-134443 Sun, 12 Aug 2012 13:30:22 +0000 dvo4fun 134443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're on a roll roy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46735#post-134437 Sun, 12 Aug 2012 12:19:03 +0000 roybland 134437@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Norfolk police admitted yesterday that although they searched the field next to Jim Matthews farmhouse after receiving a 999 call, they failed to find a missing haystack because of 'human error'.</p> <p>Mr Matthews said that shortly after reporting his haystack's disappearance, eight hundred policemen arrived and began a systematic search of the farm.</p> <p>'We've had quite a bit of haystack rustling around these parts lately,' he said, 'so I wasn't surprised when I thought one of mine had gone missing.'</p> <p>Mr Matthews said that police spent some time searching the farmhouse and even his wife, who had to interrupt her butter making during the search.</p> <p>'I was astonished when after three days of searching, the detective in charge sheepishly told me they'd found the haystack in a corner of a field they'd already searched.</p> <p>'He said it was down to human error - or I suppose eight hundred human errors - and apologized.</p> <p>'But I was well needled,' Mr Matthews said. </p>