http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46685 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46685#post-134309 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:54:18 +0000 wallster 134309@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My paternal Grandfather was born in Newton le Willows in February 1913.</p> <p>I'm not sure he was ever sprayed with hot liquid from an exploding chocolate pudding tin though. Must be a new thing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46685#post-134307 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:43:29 +0000 Nowherefast 134307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Genuine news from the past week. Not necessarily stories worth a laugh, the first one made me feel quite sorry for the lady involved, the second a near Darwin, but the headlines conjure mental images that appeal to the sense of the ridiculous.</p> <p><strong>Chocolate pudding blast injures Newton le Willows woman</strong><br /> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-19211230">story here</a></p> <p><strong>Underpants in microwave caused Weymouth fire</strong> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-19147464">story here</a></p> <p>I suppose I should feel shame that sniggering at explosive chocolate pudding, and incendiary underpants, vindicates accusations that I'm still just an adolescent boy trapped in a middle aged body, but not today. </p>