http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46677 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 22:00:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46677#post-134624 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 13:42:11 +0000 JohnA 134624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Although we like your BP score, Mr Jolly, we'd appreciate next time if your blood sample didn't have a head on it" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46677#post-134372 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:22:17 +0000 Gary Stanton 134372@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You know what really makes my blood boil?</p> <p>Temperatures in excess of one hundred degrees centigrade.</p> <p>(you can try that one out down the pub if you like) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46677#post-134296 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 14:03:57 +0000 beau-jolly 134296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Self obsessed", yes. "Wanker"; well certainly not while wired up to the truth machine!<br /> "Get on with life" - The alternative is unthinkable<br /> Thanks anyway sid. Nice to see you on this side and hope the hangover is not too bad. pip pip </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46677#post-134274 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:18:48 +0000 ramblesid 134274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just accept the fact that you're a self obsessed wanker jolly polly and get on with your life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46677#post-134272 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:08:51 +0000 tedweasel 134272@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know how you feel Mr Jolly, I had mine last month, it's fun being woken in the early hours by a machine that then informs you how near death you are. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46677#post-134268 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:02:28 +0000 beau-jolly 134268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had to have a monitor on for the past 24 hours. The results were up and down like a whore’s drawers.<br /> Rushing around doing breakfasts in the pub and dropping a fried egg at 07:30; BP fairly high<br /> Ranting at the self-appointed, self-important chair of the Chamber of Trade; BP off the scale.<br /> Being woken with a shock by the machine at 3am; Bit of a jump<br /> 2 pints and a quick bottle of red just prior to the 9pm fasting blood test deadline: BP perfect.<br /> So, feet up and pissed appears to be the answer to a healthy life....until I get the blood test results back of course. </p>