http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535#post-134063 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 22:15:11 +0000 Gerontius 134063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, if it wasn't the cat then who was it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535#post-134044 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 18:49:34 +0000 Actual Size 134044@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love 'pre-foam levels' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535#post-134037 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 17:55:18 +0000 The All New Jeni B 134037@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good.</p> <p>I told Mr B we needed to get one of those memory-foam mattresses, but he forgot... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535#post-134034 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 17:22:50 +0000 nickb 134034@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>have we got a cat? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535#post-133972 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 10:24:29 +0000 Gerontius 133972@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nick, that's all very well but I think you'll find you forget to put the cat out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535#post-133944 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 08:11:13 +0000 dvo4fun 133944@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Next sales drive will focus on politicians and News International management, where a strategic deployment &amp; withdrawal of 'The Mattress' may well pay err .. I don't recall </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535#post-133911 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:55:03 +0000 charlies_hat 133911@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. Memory foam.....marketing gone mad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46535#post-133910 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:51:20 +0000 nickb 133910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"After sleeping on a memory foam mattress for only a week I remembered where I put my long lost keys, could retain long number strings and  could also recall the date of the battle of Lepanto," reported a Northampton psychologist Dr Mike Dent.  "It was 1541. Two years later my study shows those who sleep on those er kind of mattresses can remember events long in the past as well as recall in minute detail the events of their, er, well their stuff." </p> <p>Dr Dent has now gone on on to test the theory in reverse.  After two years of memory foam sleeping he abruptly switched back to a standard mattress.  This has resulted after just two months in a steep decline in his memory, possibly to below pre-foam levels: "Like, now, when I have been sleeping on a normal, er, well bed thing,   I've found, and this may be a trend, I have found...well, I've written it down somewhere.  Mattress!  That was the word I was looking for.  Mattress, mattress mattress.  The more you say it the less it means. What was the question again?" </p>