Forum » Topic: Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 03:55:15 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php and another one on "Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519#post-134059 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 21:47:30 +0000 and another one 134059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Martha sounds like a chav to me. Just a chav with money. </p> Actual Size on "Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519#post-134017 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 14:56:35 +0000 Actual Size 134017@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'd also expect Britain's obesity epidemic to mean increased surface areas to work on so maybe my headline is premature. </p> beau-jolly on "Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519#post-133995 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 12:22:41 +0000 beau-jolly 133995@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The tattoo industry has gone quietly upmarket too.<br /> I came across an article recently about posh folk having tattoos. It mentioned our "neighbour" who lives in a bastard great estate next door to the pub. As she is far from the public eye, I can only assume that the writer of the article knew her personally in order to point out that she has a discrete whale tattooed on her foot. Martha is quite young, very beautiful and the sole heiress to the Swire Group <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swire_Group">They own most of Cathay Pacific too!</a> and about as far away from chav as is possible! </p> pere floza on "Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519#post-133981 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 10:46:01 +0000 pere floza 133981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* being middle class and wanting to join in the trend but not at the expense of my career, I've had my cleaner and gardener tattooed instead </p> Gerontius on "Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519#post-133866 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 15:06:04 +0000 Gerontius 133866@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Both of you make valid points there.<br /> Amputation is also an option - especially for those with tattoos on their head. </p> beau-jolly on "Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519#post-133865 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 15:04:13 +0000 beau-jolly 133865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or when they realise that their Chinese characters say "death to the round eyed imperialist" </p> Vertically Challenged Giant on "Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519#post-133861 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 14:50:02 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 133861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice.</p> <p>Tattoo removal is going to be a real boom industry in a few years when they're no longer fashionable and thousands of idiots want their shit 'tribal' tattoos removing. </p> Actual Size on "Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46519#post-133860 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 14:39:05 +0000 Actual Size 133860@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon </p>