http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 00:07:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133872 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 15:39:58 +0000 Ironduke 133872@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She certainly inspired the GB Personal Pole-Vault team on sofas throughout the land </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133856 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 13:45:50 +0000 charlies_hat 133856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you been on the vino again BJ ? She'd quite obviously choose me over you.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133853 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 13:23:54 +0000 beau-jolly 133853@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yup, talented and beautiful. A fantastic role model. Makes you proud etc.<br /> But come on, who didn't think, "If she played her cards right she could have me"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133756 Mon, 06 Aug 2012 20:50:37 +0000 Ironduke 133756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Yes she's also beautiful and I wish I was twenty years younger to have the energy to chase her around the bedroom. I wouldn't have caught her but it would have been nice to die trying... "</p> <p>Quite so, drat those purveyors of smut. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133755 Mon, 06 Aug 2012 20:38:06 +0000 JohnA 133755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm with Bonjo. For fuck's sake its like a school playground circle jerk in here sometimes... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133697 Mon, 06 Aug 2012 15:54:34 +0000 cinquecento 133697@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>couldn't she have a go at weightlifting too? I'm sure her snatch would be a thing of wonder </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133696 Mon, 06 Aug 2012 15:54:20 +0000 bonjonelson 133696@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shame about the smutty comments here (and not just because I didn't think of them first).</p> <p>To excel at one event is inspiring, to excel at an event where you have to perform to world standards at seven different disciplines is truly amazing. A true olympian. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133661 Mon, 06 Aug 2012 12:42:11 +0000 dvo4fun 133661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[Wipes away a tear] yep I'm with Id on this one. </p> <p>Could have pootled around on two victory laps (waving signing autographs &amp; blowing kisses to the throng) and still won the thing without risking a trip-up or a hamstring 'boing'. Decided to make a race of though. </p> <p>Loved the athletic achievement itself but the commentators/ interviewers all seem to have gone to the same Crass Techniques training school </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133642 Mon, 06 Aug 2012 11:03:02 +0000 Ironduke 133642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Her 800metres was mine. Leading it out, caught and overtaken on the back straight, then coming back to take the tape when all she had to do was not lose by 15seconds.</p> <p>Every moment of that bend running screamed out 'fuck you, this is my moment'</p> <p>Loved it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133638 Mon, 06 Aug 2012 10:30:44 +0000 Scroat 133638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Her slo-mo high jump was my Olympic highlight. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133557 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 17:24:52 +0000 JohnA 133557@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're a very sick man </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133554 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 16:44:28 +0000 Ironduke 133554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, I must admit as I was writing the javelin - botty bit, a wistful smile day play across my lips... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133553 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 16:33:06 +0000 JohnA 133553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A man can dream, can't he? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133549 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 16:05:11 +0000 Ironduke 133549@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She is a truly awe inspiring athlete, and a very beautiful lady.</p> <p>and lets face it, in any of your implied, suggested or described bedroom highjinks, you'd be lying bewildered with a javelin up your botty and a shot putt landing on your danglies. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133548 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 16:01:52 +0000 JohnA 133548@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I suppose rapey sounds a lot less pathetic than wanky...actually it would be tasteless to imagine sexual assault was implied. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133546 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 15:58:54 +0000 button 133546@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloomin double post </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133545 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 15:58:54 +0000 button 133545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was feeling very proud last night until i watched the football penaltly shoot out. The crowd booing every south korean penalty taker ensured I quickly reversed that viewpoint and made me glad that we got knocked out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133543 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 15:53:37 +0000 waylandsmithy 133543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That came across a bit too rapey, JohnA. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133537 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 15:36:52 +0000 JohnA 133537@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought Jessica Ennis was wonderful and the gold fully deserved. Yes she's also beautiful and I wish I was twenty years younger to have the energy to chase her around the bedroom. I wouldn't have caught her but it would have been nice to die trying... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133527 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 14:43:52 +0000 godly1966 133527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>what about Ennis Pennis. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133525 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 14:33:26 +0000 charlies_hat 133525@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's one for the ticker surely?</p> <p>GP's diagnose thousands of male sports fans with Ennis elbow... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133501 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 13:12:22 +0000 riesler 133501@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've got Ennis elbow... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133483 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 12:19:15 +0000 godly1966 133483@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don’t mention the legs on our female rowers, it’s not worth the risk. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133482 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 12:19:03 +0000 tedweasel 133482@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can't wait to lick her stamp </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133481 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 12:16:33 +0000 Gary Stanton 133481@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice arse too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133474 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 11:53:43 +0000 dvo4fun 133474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite some athlete; and a bit of a fox. Which is what I told mrs4fun yesterday, whilst flicking channels to watch the 800m finale to the event.</p> <p>Just back from A&amp;E where they managed to extract the anglepoise lamp. Only needs sterilising now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46381#post-133473 Sun, 05 Aug 2012 11:18:12 +0000 JohnA 133473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There, I said it. <a href="http://www.jessicaennis.net/gallery.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.jessicaennis.net/gallery.html</a></p> <p>I watched the 800m and thought: "There's no way she is going to allow anyone to win it but her"</p> <p>Made me proud to belong to the same country as her.</p> <p>This was an entirely non-sarcastic, non-ironic post. </p>