http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 07:53:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133208 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 09:32:19 +0000 beau-jolly 133208@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...and we'll be up to full efficiency as soon as we get the beds back from Stratford. Maybe? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133201 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 08:20:18 +0000 dvo4fun 133201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it - I think the 2nd para has the chucklier ending or perhaps</p> <p>'... Our number 2 key performance indicator is a well-stocked pharmacy, and that's constantly jeopardised by so-called essential prescriptions. At last the government has given us a chance of meeting our number 1 KPI, that of a nil bed-occupancy outcome. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133198 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 08:08:34 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 133198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks. Think it needs a better punchline. Any offers? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133195 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 07:38:51 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 133195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133193 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 07:31:37 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 133193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The NHS has confirmed it is to trial the controversial QM, or quantitative medicine initiative, at several sites across London in a bid to improve patient care. <br /> 'It's a really powerful yet simple idea' said a spokesman. 'We give hospitals all the cheap drugs they could possibly need to treat people, then ensure they are under absolutely no obligation whatsoever to use them'. </p> <p>'We welcome this  new initiative' said a doctor. 'Our chief performance indicator is a well-stocked pharmacy, and that's constantly jeopardised  by so-called essential prescriptions. At last the government has given us a chance of meeting targets - overall bed spaces  should reduce as well.' </p>