http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46273 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 12:07:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46273#post-133306 Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:52:31 +0000 Sinnick 133306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fine FP.</p> <p>I notice the editor has switched to lower case to AVOID SHOUTING. Some of the folk in here are rather old &amp; sensitive to noise. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46273#post-133253 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 21:20:58 +0000 ianslat 133253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very nice idea - great fp. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46273#post-133194 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 07:37:24 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 133194@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46273#post-133171 Wed, 01 Aug 2012 20:36:31 +0000 riesler 133171@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not only spinach, he also had Olive Oyl. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46273#post-133149 Wed, 01 Aug 2012 17:30:20 +0000 Peter749400 133149@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://www.diablocrossfit.com/uploads/diablo/image/Popeye3(3).png"></p> <p>Popeye angrily denied doping claims last night after winning a succession of gold medals at the Olympic weightlifting. </p> <p>Judges became suspicious after the ageing and visibly out of condition sailor underwent a remarkable transformation moments into the competition, after ingesting a large quantity of what he later claimed was spinach in a pause between lifts. </p> <p>One judge commented, "It was incredible - the guy eat a whole tin of this green substance - through a pipe - in about two seconds, and went on to lift almost eight times his own body weight in the next round. I mean, we almost ran out of weights - he was just balancing them on his finger like a bread-stick. The idea that a chain smoking, 55 year old sailor could give that kind of performance unaided simply defies belief".</p> <p>Meanwhile, spectators reported seeing visible bulges in the competitor's muscles emerge immediately after he consumed the substance. One IOC official said. "We have taken a sample of the substance away for testing. Spinach does not have this effect on the human body - whatever it was clearly contained a vast quantity of steroids and amphetamines. To be honest it's incredible that this guy is still standing given the cocktail of stimulants he consumed. No wonder he's stuttering - this stuff can really mess with your head".</p> <p>Popeye himself denied all wrongdoing, although was largely incoherent during subsequent interviews, only commenting cryptically: "I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eats me Spinach, I'm Popeye the sailor man! A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!" </p>