Forum » Topic: Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on 'Olympics'

Forum » Topic: Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on 'Olympics' http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46113 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:56:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php dvo4fun on "Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on 'Olympics'" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46113#post-132841 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 08:07:02 +0000 dvo4fun 132841@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ yep Perks on "Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on 'Olympics'" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46113#post-132833 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 07:55:43 +0000 Perks 132833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yep. Nice FP quango on "Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on 'Olympics'" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46113#post-132830 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 07:28:33 +0000 quango 132830@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wahey, first FP! Thanks to Editor - much improved Yikes on "Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on 'Olympics'" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46113#post-132811 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:45:26 +0000 Yikes 132811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Great idea! And top notch expansion by the editor makes it into a very good FP!! quango on "Boy, 16, becomes first to overdose on 'Olympics'" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46113#post-132797 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 21:33:59 +0000 quango 132797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The current craze sweeping the nation of doing Olympics has claimed its first victim today, with a boy - who cannot be named - dying of acute over-excitement after consuming over 30 'tickets' of the Olympics in the space of less than 12 hours. Doing Olympics has become increasingly popular over the past few months and yet it is still completely legal to do so. The family have it to be made excited making the statement "until they stop this outright, I can't even walk out of the street without seeing people on doing Olympics. My son's death serves to remind those of the dangers of doing Olympics". It is widely know that suppliers of Olympics have been making millions and millions of pounds. A gang called LOCOG is rumoured to all but taken control of the supply of Olympics, and is increasingly aggressive in pushing a variety of legal Olympic products and pursuing those who try to use alternatives. Witnesses to today's disaster said that the boy was in a frenzy for Olympics. It is reported he'd spent the entire morning "Speedballing", which involves consuming vast amounts of cheap varieties of Olympics such as "Ping Pong" and "Women's Football", which are apparently much easier to get hold of that the more expensive types. "I've heard it's very moreish. He'd had so much that as he went past I could clearly smell Olympic Spirit on his breath.