http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 06:56:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-133366 Fri, 03 Aug 2012 22:42:10 +0000 Ironduke 133366@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Marvellous. A collection of the finest, wittiest minds in the nation and there's seven of you who've never even had a hooler.</p> <p>I'm not sure some of you even know what a hooler is, never mind what to do with one.</p> <p>Whaaat a bunch of losers. I'm off to get totally hooled; I'm gonna hool my hooling ass off; I'm going to redefine hoolage for the modern age and take hoolification to a hool new level.</p> <p>So there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-133303 Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:31:38 +0000 stefanm 133303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What the heck is a hooler??? And where can I get some? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132866 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 11:25:50 +0000 dvo4fun 132866@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've never taken the 'avoid alcohol' on medication too seriously unless it actually says 'DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL WHEN ON THIS MEDICATION'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132865 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 11:24:27 +0000 charlies_hat 132865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know what you mean Button, those hoolers are a bit moreish once you start. Breakfast is bit early though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132864 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 11:11:32 +0000 tedweasel 132864@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You raise an interesting point Bonjo, who among us can say with any degree of certainty that their grapefruit avoidance skills are up to scratch?<br /> I shall prepare for any eventuality by getting Mrs Weasel to throw pineapple chunks at me to hone my skills. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132860 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 10:25:06 +0000 bonjonelson 132860@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If grapefruit are thrown at you, would your reactions be fast enough to avoid it when on medication? Perhaps they're warning you to think ahead and plan for this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132840 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 08:06:02 +0000 button 132840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I could resist no longer. I had a hooler for breakfast. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132825 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 05:56:54 +0000 Gerontius 132825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I remember when there was a ban on succulent Welsh lamb following the Chernobyl radiation fallout.....I had a strange craving for radiation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132821 Mon, 30 Jul 2012 04:40:16 +0000 dvo4fun 132821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@tedweasel: 'AVOID GRAPEFRUIT' - doesn't really sound strong enough for me. Quite often the traffic news will say something like 'avoid the M1 Motorway going south through somewhere-or-other'. As opposed to something like 'Do not drive your car over Beachy Head'. The first being advisory the second more like an instruction. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132804 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:46:44 +0000 Golgo13 132804@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You cannot have a hooler. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132800 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:05:47 +0000 button 132800@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuck I want a hooler right now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132795 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 21:15:47 +0000 Mary Evans 132795@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Young Stranglewank, the baby I like to think I conceived on this very board, turns two next week. Admittedly, my attitude towards booze was somewhat more cavalier during her pregnancy (with the others, sometimes I wouldn't even finish the bottle) and it has produced the calmest, most delightful child. So she's a bit fighty of a Saturday night and the kebab cost is astronomical, but it's certainly an approach worth considering. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132793 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:37:57 +0000 JohnA 132793@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That whole fetal alcohol syndrome thing is completely overblown ... like Dog the Bounty Hunter's mullet </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132791 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:25:01 +0000 Perks 132791@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What a coincidence. When my wife was pregnant, I also craved alcohol. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132790 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:22:29 +0000 rikkor 132790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That whole fetal alcohol syndrome thing is completely overblown, like global climate change. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132789 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:17:22 +0000 Mary Evans 132789@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>When I was pregnant, I really craved alcohol. Weird. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132757 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 14:31:17 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 132757@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's a hooler? And where can I get some? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132748 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 14:11:02 +0000 rikkor 132748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeez! He's into hoolers as well? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132737 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 13:49:27 +0000 Ironduke 132737@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'd have to worry about your local reputation if the pharmacist went to the trouble of printing 'Avoid Cocaine and Hoolers whilst taking this medicine' on your prescription label. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132727 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 13:11:52 +0000 tedweasel 132727@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>hmmm...cocaine and hookers.</p> <p>I'll give the cherry juice a go Squirrel, I do get some relief from a blend of fermented<br /> hops and barley juice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132726 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 12:51:06 +0000 Golgo13 132726@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm the same with cocaine and hookers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132717 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 12:26:00 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 132717@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's the same when my missus says I can't have a beer, I immediately want one. I mean I always want a beer, but even more so when I'm told to lay off it.</p> <p>BTW cherry juice is supposed to be quite good for gout. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132714 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 12:00:10 +0000 waylandsmithy 132714@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm the same with yew berries. I read somewhere that the flesh isn't actually poisonous, it's just the stone. But others say it's all bad and will kill you.</p> <p>I might wait until I'm in my late 60s, and my pension is running out. I guess it's like those stupid poisonous fish restaurants in Japan? Why would you want to even think about eating there? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46096#post-132679 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 10:36:02 +0000 tedweasel 132679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've just started a course of tablets for my gout, written in capital letters on the bottle is 'AVOID GRAPEFRUIT'. Not a problem as it must be 20 years since I've eaten grapefruit. Woke up this morning with a strange craving....hmm grapefruit.<br /> I can remember during the Mad Cow carry on, the government banning sales of meat on the bone, my butcher friend Roger told me that demand for T-bone steak went up 200%.<br /> Similarly, the craving for soft boiled eggs during Edwina Currie's finest hour.<br /> There must be some psychological theory on this. Anyone else had similar experiences? </p>