http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46015 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 01:25:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46015#post-132319 Fri, 27 Jul 2012 12:04:51 +0000 Drylaw 132319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Olympic organisers' worst fears became reality last night as the expensive opening ceremony descended into mayhem. </p> <p>A massive computer glitch only revealed itself at the last moment, too late to stop thousands of seats in the stadium being double booked.</p> <p>Scuffles broke out everywhere as arguments over seating soon revived old enmities. </p> <p>Palestinians grappled with Israelis, Germans with French and Russians with Americans. </p> <p>The worst incident led to the two Korean nations massing troops and tanks at the 38th Parallel ready for "All Out War to the Death". </p> <p>Chairman of Locog Lord Coe appealed for calm but in vain. </p> <p>He said: "Look we are deeply, deeply sorry about all this. It's just a typical British foul-up. We're a bit amateur about these things. You know, Bertie Wooster and all that. Ha Ha. No? Ok then, sorry."</p> <p>Boris Johnson, London Mayor commented: "It would appear The Games have started with a Bang not a Whiff-Whaff. Time for a change of PM? Yes maybe." </p>