http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132486 Sat, 28 Jul 2012 00:07:26 +0000 Scroat 132486@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FFS. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132402 Fri, 27 Jul 2012 18:19:26 +0000 Oxbridge 132402@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey, I won WoM three times. That says it all.</p> <p>Oh shut UP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132296 Fri, 27 Jul 2012 08:44:21 +0000 kimllfixit 132296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Asda do some cheap white mugs; time to grab my indelible markers and make my own celebratory drinking receptacle!</p> <p>Actually, I'm surprised that a fake version of them hasn't been advertised on the chat room board by now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132256 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 23:11:26 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 132256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The beauty of the current WoM system is that you have to just take the editor's word for which story won.</p> <p>For about a tenner you can buy an NB mug, but for a discrete payment of £500 you can have everybody believe that you earned it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132251 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 21:22:51 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 132251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wouldn't say no. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132247 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 20:25:19 +0000 Ironduke 132247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If the ass's ass hurts, I dread to think. Depends which state he's in, but odds are its a felony. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132244 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 20:15:39 +0000 bonjonelson 132244@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What exactly are you doing with your donkey, Rikkor? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132238 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 19:14:35 +0000 rikkor 132238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My ass hurts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132231 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 17:22:28 +0000 HIGNFY 132231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I fully endorse the comments of Ms Goatstrangler but do object the use of my ex-wifes image in the post. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132227 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 16:34:08 +0000 charlies_hat 132227@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If we're giving them out, can I have a lifetime of non achievement please? I feel like I haven't earned it after all. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132210 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 13:25:41 +0000 Ironduke 132210@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Labia,</p> <p>It is truly a quirk of various scoring systems that Wayland remains amongst the great unwashed proleteriat.</p> <p>We could pretend he was near death / senility / incontinence and make a 'lifetime achievement' award.</p> <p>However, I suggest a Writer of the Year Tea-Service be presented, complete with cake stand. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45974#post-132209 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 13:05:40 +0000 wallster 132209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://images.uglypeopleunite.com/files/2011/05/uglywomancrosseyed71-200x200.jpg"></p> <p>Hello,</p> <p>My name is Labia Goatstrangler, and I represent a group of people called 'The Friends of Waylandsmithy'.</p> <p>The Friends of Waylandsmithy is a group of people who are dedicated to ensuring that the great, overlooked talent, Waylandsmithy is recognised for his great, overlooked talent and becomes once and for all, Newsbiscuit Writerer of the Month.</p> <p>The great, overlooked talent of Waylandsmithy has been greatly overlooked for many a hard working month. Front page after front page of dedicated, hard overlooked work have failed to garner Waylandsmithy the ultimate accolade he so richly deserves.</p> <p>In his way, Waylandsmithy has been both inspiration, consternation and aspiration to many of us here on Newsbiscuit. While others sneak by and take the podium, Waylandsmithy has stood sentinel and ensured a constant stream of great work is available to the editorial staff with which to decorate their illustrious front pages.</p> <p>As a regular reader and contributor to Newsbiscuit, we hope that you will join with us. For just £2 a month, you can help us to support Waylandsmithy while he battles against the odds to reach the apex of his career, by bribing the Editor with scotch and loose women, or if that fails, then by resorting to blackmail. It's how VCG managed to get 3 months up there after all.</p> <p>We'll send you a lovely green biro just for reading this, and you can be assured that no salesman will call.</p> <p>So join us in beseeching the ultimate power to forgive the great, overlooked talent Waylandsmithy for his digressions into the land of NewsThump, and award him the high spot he so valiantly deserves.</p> <p>Thank You. </p>