http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 02:22:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933#post-132241 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 19:58:34 +0000 Drylaw 132241@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah yes. The triumphant return from the bogs, hands washed after an undisturbed and successful slash. Blish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933#post-132171 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 09:06:26 +0000 dvo4fun 132171@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@ Golgo: "Anyway, here's an image for you."</p> <p>Not often that a graphic causes a loud splutter. Unfortunately no ability to award stars here for that. But a significant haul for the sub anyway </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933#post-132170 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 09:06:23 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 132170@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. Not so sure about Golgo's urinals mind you, definitely a bit too cosy with a high probability of neighbourly splash back. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933#post-132158 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 08:30:57 +0000 Yikes 132158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933#post-132154 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 08:12:42 +0000 riesler 132154@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scary photo. Do you put one bollock in each?<br /> Do you clean them with "a horrible, sex charged brush", what colour bristles does it have? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933#post-132152 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 07:43:38 +0000 Golgo13 132152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...not that I necessarily have a book on cottaging...</p> <p>Anyway, here's an image for you.</p> <p><img src="http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/urinal-fail-1t6e.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933#post-132142 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 06:29:29 +0000 Golgo13 132142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite right. And no matter how good/bad the weather, no matter what happened in the match last night, any attempt at small talk at the urinals, even a greeting, is essentially cottaging in my book. </p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45933#post-132098 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 22:11:38 +0000 Hooch 132098@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Public toilet architects have issued a statement reminding men that any urinal that forces another man to stand directly beside you is to be used only when an explosion is imminent. The announcement comes on the heels of a government study that reveals a steady increase in awkward restroom related behaviour. </p> <p>The plea for a return to public loo etiquette was welcomed by punters we interviewed, ‘Look we’ve all been in that position, when your penis feels like it’s about to pop like a water balloon. If that’s the case no one will judge you. Keep your distance otherwise,’ said Dave. </p> <p>A left handed urinated added, ‘it’s worse for us but no one cares. Nine times out of ten the guy next to you is right handed, and if he stands on your left there is a good chance the arm you use to hold your willy will brush the arm he is holding his willy with. It’s a horrible, sex charged brush.’</p> <p>It is thought the biggest perpetrators are simply unaware of the damage they cause. Some men can’t go at all and are forced to pretend to be relieving themselves before bolting for a free cubicle when no one is watching.</p> <p>It is recommended that tall men refrain from using the urinal at all and keep all their business to a cubicle. Men with large penis are asked to do this as well to spare everyone else’s feelings. </p>