http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45900 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 18:15:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45900#post-132036 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 12:23:40 +0000 Underconstruction 132036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A 49 year old Wakefield woman has spoken publicly for the first time, after supermarket giant Tesco reluctantly agreed to refund her following her purchase of the steamy sex trilogy 'Fifty Shades if Grey'.<br /> The woman who cannot be named for legal reasons, returned to the store just hours after her purchase, reporting that the book didn't work.<br /> In an emotional statement she told how a Customer Services Officer had dismissed her claim, informing her that the book had, had her literally dripping from the very first page.<br /> Tesco management are now bracing themselves for a 'flood' of complaints from many other customers, including one who claimed to be 'drier than out of date bread' after reading the first volume.<br /> Head of Complaints and Customer Satisfaction was unavailable for comment as she was said to be 'tied up' </p>