http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 11:15:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895#post-132246 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 20:23:21 +0000 Perks 132246@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>this made me laugh out loud (as the kids say) on the bus... I mean, in my chauffeur driven, double decker limo. ahem </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895#post-132233 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 17:26:26 +0000 HIGNFY 132233@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Five from me! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895#post-132198 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:19:08 +0000 button 132198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Careful Bonjo, you don't want to bump too hard, you'll collapse the tower again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895#post-132195 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:16:33 +0000 Ironduke 132195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895#post-132193 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:12:20 +0000 bonjonelson 132193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ce n'est pas une bosse </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895#post-132006 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 10:50:03 +0000 dvo4fun 132006@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice - and the punchline didn't disappoint </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895#post-132003 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 10:44:34 +0000 button 132003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45895#post-132002 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 10:33:24 +0000 bonjonelson 132002@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A late night game of Jenga played by Texan students Bryan Vance and Jack "Ace" Cordova was cut tragically short yesterday as a result of a large earthquake in northern Mexico.</p> <p>The match, tied at one game each was about to enter the critical deciding match in their weekly "best of three" championship. Although no money was at stake in this particular game, Jack was looking to extend his winning streak of two matches - hoping to match Bryan's record of three consecutive wins from April. </p> <p>Bryan had played a classic compound destabilizer move based on following Jack's 2L (2nd row from bottom, piece nearest left) with a 4R and was waiting for Jacks' move when the tremors struck.</p> <p>"Honestly, we didn't know what hit us," Jack explained, " the floor shook violently, and the tower just collapsed right in front of us."</p> <p>A quick check of the rules online along with a heated debate on twitter finally came to the conclusion that although the tower had collapsed during Jack's turn, and even though Bryan had been the last to touch the tower, this external event voids the game entirely - the first time since the incident with Bryan's dog last October.</p> <p>In Mexico the earthquake has claimed at least 360 lives and left tens of thousands homeless, but Bryan and Jack have more immediate concerns "we have a rule - loser picks up the pieces. Since neither of us lost, they're still all over the floor." </p>