http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 03:35:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131748 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:34:22 +0000 waylandsmithy 131748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't think this is a good area to explore frivolously. If you're going to satirise a gun massacre, gun culture or the media's attitude to the incident are areas that could work. Just saying 'a phone is more annoying than being shot dead' is targeting the wrong subject. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131747 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:20:46 +0000 Textbook 131747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Confuzzled: Feel free to re-submit or edit with a "tip of the hat to Textbook etc" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131716 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 15:04:56 +0000 Oxbridge 131716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Holey cinema queue Batman!</p> <p>Sorry, sorry.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131657 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 08:12:27 +0000 Cliveyb 131657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was going to see the new Batman folm this week but my ammunition didnt turn up on time. Bloody Amazon! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131646 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:07:18 +0000 confuzzled 131646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>that's a good line but I figured I would be ripping you off if I posted it or some not as good variation on it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131638 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 05:16:33 +0000 Textbook 131638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah, there's a good setup here, but it isn't executed right. I would probably just leave it as a headline with no article- "Outrage As Man's Ringing Phone Ruins Batman Premiere - "He Deserves To Be Shot"". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131623 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:55:18 +0000 confuzzled 131623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>what would you recommend, I made it less subtle as possible so it would be obvious so it might stay relatively current. Also thanks for the feedback it's really appreciated. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131607 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:11:29 +0000 FlashArry 131607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can see what you are trying to do, but doesn't quite work for me - possibly needs to be more sensationalist / less obvious ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131605 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:04:08 +0000 confuzzled 131605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many were looking forward to watching the latest installment of Christopher Nolan's Batman, but in a cinema in Portsmouth film lovers had there experience tragically ruin when an inconsiderate cinema goer left their phone on. When med school drop out John Micheal left his phone on, what was a typical trip to the cinema for many turned into tragedy, as the Micheal's ring tone reach the ear drums of 71 men, women and children. 12 say there cinema going experience was completely ruined. Many say this is the worst thing to happen during a screening of the <em>Dark Knight Rises</em>. </p>