http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45696 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 18:03:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45696#post-131490 Sat, 21 Jul 2012 00:16:39 +0000 Rowly 131490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They beleive they are suffering from the HIGGS syndrome<br /> High Intake Gluttony Gastro Sleaze<br /> This force field imparts Mass to all who pass through it.<br /> The force field is most evident around chip shops &amp; take aways<br /> and extends laterally toward armchairs &amp; settees<br /> Curiously, it is repelled by Gymnasiums &amp; Excercise Bikes<br /> Treatment for the Syndrome is being developed at The Department of Employment.<br /> There is also thought to be an associated Participant called The Hoggs "Feeder"<br /> This Idea was developed by Peter Hogg in a theory called "the doorway" Horizon.<br /> If a person eats too much, eventually they would not be able to get through the door to go to the takeaway, so there must be alway be someone who brings food to them. This participant is called the Hoggs Feeder.<br /> The doorway itslef can be seen as an event horizon. Once you have passed this point, you will be continuously fed by the Hoggs Participant until you become a singularity. </p>