http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4569 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 03:18:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4569#post-12830 Sun, 16 May 2010 17:19:54 +0000 roybland 12830@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Top UK glamour model Teresa May has failed to become the country's first sexy Home Secretary because a government typist inadvertently added an 'h' to her first name.</p> <p>Instead, Theresa May, the boring Conservative MP for Maidenhead, has been appointed Home Secretary in the Cameron government.</p> <p>'I'm gutted,' pouted Teresa May. 'Just because a typist couldn't spell my name, I've been robbed of achieving my life ambition of becoming a glamorous Conservative home secretary'.</p> <p>A government spokesman admitted embarrassment over the mix-up. He said:</p> <p>'David Cameron wanted Teresa as our home secretary. When you're cracking down on immigrants or locking people up indefinitely, it's best done by a naked model reclining on a leopard-skin couch than by a frumpy middle-aged woman in tweeds sitting behind a desk. This is worse than having Charles Clarke or John Reid at the Home Office'.</p> <p>Home Secretary Theresa May said:</p> <p>'I know just how Teresa feels. I once lost a job as a stripper because someone underestimated my vital statistics.' </p>