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Forum » Topic: I'm new, where's the toilets? http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 22:49:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Scroat on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-132175 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 09:25:34 +0000 Scroat 132175@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You can chip in, but because the ground is so hard I'd use a putter. riesler on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-132155 Thu, 26 Jul 2012 08:14:48 +0000 riesler 132155@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ If you're selling Christian Louboutin or cheap sunglasses, best to post about 3am. Quaz on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-132112 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 23:02:23 +0000 Quaz 132112@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Give it a good 4 hours after anyone on the pickled eggs has been in the bogs (over there, on the left, follow your nose). Time to post? No rhyme or reason. Lunchtime, mid week? Ironduke on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-132069 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 18:53:10 +0000 Ironduke 132069@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ 88 to go, Dvo. Thought it had gone quiet on here. Still, now you're back lampooning the afflicted it should all kick off nicely again. dvo4fun on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-132010 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 11:00:27 +0000 dvo4fun 132010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Sorry id - been away and lost count. 'Are we nearly there yet?' Into the 80s I mean. Ironduke on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131624 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 00:11:50 +0000 Ironduke 131624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ If there are actually toilets here, proper functioning flushing sit-down-and-give-it-all-you've got toilets...why does Dvo feel the need to pile all his shit up in a sub box and click send? Welcome by the way. Have you stopped being an un-stoppable sex machine? Frankly I thought it was a pretty ambitious boast, particularly in a world with .44 magnums and photos of Anne Widdicombe. Perks on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131614 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:45:25 +0000 Perks 131614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ "if you're detained by ignorant Tesco security staff just tell them that VCG said it's OK to steam in". If only Anthony Worrell-Thompson had listened to that advice FlashArry on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131611 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:19:26 +0000 FlashArry 131611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ .... or wastes away in a corner through neglect. Welcome and happy posting ! JohnA on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131601 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 19:18:23 +0000 JohnA 131601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Advice: read a lot of published articles, then start with a few short posts and watch as your work is pummelled into mush. dvo4fun on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131459 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:23:09 +0000 dvo4fun 131459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I can vouch for that - if you're detained by ignorant Tesco security staff just tell them that VCG said it's OK to steam in (same applies to Danish pastries) Vertically Challenged Giant on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131452 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:55:06 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 131452@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ 2.17pm on Wednesday. And welcome, it's quite nice here most of the time. We have a deal with Tesco where you can just help yourself to tea and coffee off the shelf. Honestly, we do, you should try it out. Perks on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131444 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:18:57 +0000 Perks 131444@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Just don;t post Sunday evenings. Everyone is having their baths and going to bed early for school the next morning, then on Monday morning a flood of weekend thoughts drowns the writers' room. Scroat on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131442 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:04:54 +0000 Scroat 131442@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I post in the mornings, but really evenings are better as it is less likely to get overlooked. seymour totti on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131406 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 12:55:50 +0000 seymour totti 131406@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ We have toilets? I've been here since 2006 and now you tell me we have toilets! I've had to pop out and find alternate facilities elsewhere online when the need arose. On that note, best keep away from the casual menswear section on the Marks & Spencer website. I'd give it ten minutes at least! Sinnick on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131375 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 09:02:27 +0000 Sinnick 131375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You've been here 10 hours and no-one's had the decency to direct you to the toilets. Shame on you all. I trust it's not too late ? If I remember from a long time ago, the point of this website is news and humour. No, that's 2 points. Anyway, I'm sure you'll do better than some of the recent new members who struggled with this simple idea. Oh, and the toilets are over there, next to dvo4fun. button on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131359 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 07:34:01 +0000 button 131359@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The ealry bird catches the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. So it really depends on whether you prefer worms or cheese. charlies_hat on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131358 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 07:31:05 +0000 charlies_hat 131358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The toilets are still blocked after the huge shit storm that Junket caused, we're very nice people though. welcome and have fun... waylandsmithy on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131357 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 06:31:42 +0000 waylandsmithy 131357@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Everything gets read, if it's good it'll probably be used. Ignore the stars thing, it's largely irrelevant. Gerontius on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131352 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 05:39:10 +0000 Gerontius 131352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ A virgin. I see you are flying the 'Jolly Roger'....interesting. You do realise what that means around here? Fuck off you lot....I saw him first. rikkor on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131327 Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:40:37 +0000 rikkor 131327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Just help yourself. Post anytime. Carter on "I'm new, where's the toilets?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45634#post-131320 Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:27:03 +0000 Carter 131320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ And do I help myself to tea and coffee or do I have to chip in first? Couple more questions. Is there a best time to post in the Writer's Room? Should I be setting my alarm or staying up late, or does everything get seen regardless?