http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45607 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 00:52:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45607#post-131356 Fri, 20 Jul 2012 06:24:08 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 131356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45607#post-131314 Thu, 19 Jul 2012 21:59:46 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 131314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glad you all like it. Think Ms Swellburger should say "SO fun" , losing the much, but then my memory of US college girls is now somewhat hazy.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45607#post-131305 Thu, 19 Jul 2012 21:03:35 +0000 button 131305@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is like, soooo cool. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45607#post-131298 Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:32:53 +0000 Haywood Manley 131298@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good indeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45607#post-131295 Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:02:08 +0000 MiddleofJowhere 131295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it. Maybe they could make moving picture based on the idea too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45607#post-131270 Thu, 19 Jul 2012 15:53:38 +0000 custard cream 131270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great, original and funny. Max. stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45607#post-131243 Thu, 19 Jul 2012 14:07:26 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 131243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>High schools across Beverly Hills are ditching traditional prom nights in their tens as the "British Secondary School Leavers' Disco" craze sweeps the neighbourhood, it was reported yesterday. </p> <p>"Who wants to go to a ball swigging Crystal in a stretch limo with their girlfriends?' said 16 year old Lena Swellburger. 'That is, like, so last decade. My dad's gonna drop me off in his totally original 1984 Ford Sierra - which is why he's right there now in England, trying to buy one. Daddy, if you're reading this,I need you and the rusty car back by Monday, or my disco is ruined'. </p> <p>Once inside strictly-undecorated school halls, pupils (a quaint English word for Students) will be segregated, boys on one side of the room, girls on the other. Teachers (professors) are watching "Grange Hill" training clips to understand the British rules on intermingling between the sexes. 'It's really complicated' said history teacher Shelly Clooney. 'From what we've seen, girls have to stand still, and no more than one boy every 15 minutes is pushed out of line by his mates, across the gapping void towards the opposite sex, accompanied by a chorus of laughter and rude gestures. Jeez, you Brits are tough, but it's worth the effort if our kids want it.'</p> <p>‘It’s gonna be SO much fun’ said Ms Swellburger. I’ve been to parties and I’ve kissed boys, but I’ve never snogged anyone before. Getting off? SO much more exotic than making out. </p> <p>Some schools are going to great lengths to provide a properly miserable once-in-a-lifetime experience for their students. Candy Lane High has installed rain machines just outside the school entrance, to ensure pupils arrive dripping wet “just like they would in the midlands of England’, and St Elphege’s Catholic campus has broken the windows on the girls’ toilets, “to give the lads a chance of a peek”.</p> <p>With just days to go before the disco season begins, personal shoppers have been packed on to planes and instructed to fan out across the least fashionable parts of the UK in search of authentic clothing. </p> <p>'We had this American chap in here yesterday asking if we stocked C&amp;A culottes, or anything by Tammy Girl' said Mavis Dickson, manager of Oxfam in Carshalton, Surrey. 'What kind of town does he think this is? He should have gone to Bromley, I think they're still wearing them there.' </p>