http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45501 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 27 May 2013 03:01:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45501#post-131113 Wed, 18 Jul 2012 18:07:35 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 131113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I used to have a washing machine like that. You would feed it clothes and it would shit out rags. Bastard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45501#post-131112 Wed, 18 Jul 2012 17:50:25 +0000 Midfield Diamond 131112@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One of the great mysteries of life - why do toasters have settings ranging from 'absolutely no effect whatsoever' to 'thermo-nuclear cremation' - it's like having a washing machine with options for 'no soap or water' and 'shred clothes into a million pieces' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45501#post-131110 Wed, 18 Jul 2012 17:38:10 +0000 dvo4fun 131110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'd have thought he could work out how to operate a small domestic appliance. After all, it's not .. err</p> <p>hat, coat </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45501#post-130890 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 18:46:25 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 130890@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nasa's foremost rocket scientist, Marc Millis, has admitted he still doesn't know how to use a toaster correctly. </p> <p>"I tried it on 3 but the 'toast' just came out looking like dirty bread. When I upped it a level to 4 it took the fire department an hour to put out the flames."</p> <p>Mr Millis now furtively hangs around the launch pad with a bit of bread on a stick waiting for blast off. </p>