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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet..</title>
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45483#post-130877</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>waylandsmithy</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hiya! It's a nice place, just don't take anything too personally as it is a little prone to insults. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;That's the trouble with open forums: even idiots are allowed computers these days. Great first subs, by the way, an amazing start!
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			<title>shitsu_tonka on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>shitsu_tonka</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Welcome, Actual Size. It's quite nice here really, sometimes.
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			<title>Spartacus on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Spartacus</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Leave me out of this seymour...&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Actual size, welcome. Watch who you're calling talented though.
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			<title>Ironduke on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Ironduke</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;My potato crop appears to have failed. I saw iconography lauding Dvo in the stars last night.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Don't tell me thats a fucking coincidence.
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			<title>cinquecento on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>cinquecento</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I was hoping to avoid the agency fee on the site I keep the banner adverts from
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			<title>rikkor on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;cinquecento, are you hoping she will introduce you to her much younger sister?
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			<title>cinquecento on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>cinquecento</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;are you an 18 year old Asian girl by any chance?
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			<title>rikkor on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I will be your new friend if you promise to send me cash.
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			<title>charlies_hat on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45483#post-130836</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>charlies_hat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Welcome. There are a few more of us from the lowlands.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Before you begin, Back up your Brain..... but not now. (cue a bump from Bonjo).
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			<title>seymour totti on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>seymour totti</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Welcome aboard AS.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;The general rules are as follows:-&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;1. If anything goes wrong, dvo4 is to blame.&#60;br /&#62;
2. You will find references to Squirrel Licking, Tantamount and Spartacus around the site. Don't let them worry you.&#60;br /&#62;
3. Take any comments on your subs in good spirit and post comments on others in the same manner (you seem to have a handle on this one already). We are generally a pleasant bunch.&#60;br /&#62;
4. If you do upset someone, rule 1 applies.
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			<title>beau-jolly on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>beau-jolly</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hello new friend.  You'll be fine an no-one will take the piss unless you accidentally let slip that you are from Norfolk ...oops
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			<title>Actual Size on "Newbie standing awkwardly in corner pretending to admire pattern on the carpet.."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45483#post-130804</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Actual Size</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hi satiriczars&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Geniune thanks for comments on my first two postings. It's encouraging to get feedback from such a talented bunch.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Will you be my new friends?
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