http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 05:16:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431&page=2#post-130906 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 19:58:27 +0000 beau-jolly 130906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It takes a special kind of troll to get Youbuyitnow's dander up. So sorry for interupting earlier. Please do let me know before you want to scibble some dribble again and I'll stand well back. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431&page=2#post-130860 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:47:21 +0000 Ironduke 130860@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm surprised the vicar allowed 'Wanking On The Tube' to slip through at the font, but I suppose its all a bit more laissez-faire these days. No wonder you go by 'Wallster' instead.</p> <p>You see yourself as the 'Big Bad Fox' Junkalicious? Really?</p> <p>Little Whingy Gerbil, I'd say. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431&page=2#post-130858 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:37:30 +0000 wallster 130858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh. I've been outed. My full name in tag form. Thanks, mystery tag writing person. I stand naked before you. Kinda liberating really. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431&page=2#post-130810 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:41:15 +0000 wallster 130810@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130809 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:35:41 +0000 junket56 130809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shouldn't you be in prison for wanking on the tube by now? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130808 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:29:31 +0000 wallster 130808@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've been enjoying Junket's contributions. </p> <p>There's a fresh sort of anarchic honesty about them. Swears like a drunken bishop, which is always nice, and doesn't mind upsetting the status quo. (Their last few albums were a bit samey after all).</p> <p>Much more tolerable than the brain dead villainous, onion-eyed writhled shrimp who keeps tagging 'Saltire is a cunt' everywhere. Not a stroke of imagination with that one.</p> <p>Carry on Junket I say. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130807 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:29:16 +0000 junket56 130807@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody hell jolly, get over yourself. You rabbiting on about nothing at all has rather ruined my reply to the good Mr Giant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130806 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:29:08 +0000 youbuyitnow 130806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You stand outside circle? Face burning and clenchage? To pained to see all chickerins looking away?</p> <p>With fabricated reality Oakies your eyes are not bleeding. Black out 'its not happening', stare full sun in the face! With knock-off ear blunts included for lala denials, 'Not me, I don't Wantage', let crowd be the judge. Andover the restage, and be going now waywards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130803 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:25:37 +0000 junket56 130803@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At last! A real gent on 'ere. What can I do you for sir? Ah. sunglasses. Yes, they say summer's just round the corner sir, any day now, they say.This is your lucky day, sir, because of the inclementattlee weather, which is due to pack it in the day after tomorrow I've got some fantastic deals on Ray-Burn Wayfarers or, if you think you are a bit of a high flyer, try the SYUC Aviators, both at half price.<br /> Oh, hold on a moment, I am receiving a massage from Microsoft telling me you have a virus on your computer. Do not worry, I can also fix that at very little cost. Please PM your bank details to me and I'll clear your account before you can say Mrs Robinson. Sorry, I sometimes have a problem with your language, I meant to say we can protect your computer from colds and flu for only £75 + VAT. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130801 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:16:05 +0000 beau-jolly 130801@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Phew. I said cunt but I think I got away with it. I blame John Terry. I never used to talk like that but he was England captain after all so I look up to him as a role model.</p> <p>I like being a nonentity. Last time I said something mildly unflatering to a troll I got messages for weeks threatening to come and do me in. You know, the sort of thing that people have been arrested for recently. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130798 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 13:59:45 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 130798@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What sort of sunglasses do you have available? I saw some nice Oakies in Tenerife once. Apparently they were genuine Oakleys so I can only assume the bargain price was down to the embarrassing spelling mistake. Do you have any of those? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130791 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 13:20:09 +0000 junket56 130791@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So, another couple of brave little soldiers jump from behind the protective line of bigger boys, one of them trying to prove he’s big and brave by calling me a cunt. I know I’ve been critical on here but I’ve only ever used foul language, against someone, when responding to the same. Talking about foul language, what’s happened to the wee Scotch lassie? You can’t even get a decent tongue lashing round here any more.</p> <p>As I said before, you’re all exhibiting typical pack mentality and vet boy, you should know better, or didn’t they teach animal behaviour at that college you went to above the pet shop? Your behaviour reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn, I say Foghorn Leghorn, “gather round me, my little chicks, I’ll protect you from the big nasty fox”</p> <p>As Jolly is a total nonentity he’s not worth responding to and you, Thor, you pig ignorant bastard, don’t even know your own history. The Normans were a bunch of fucking Vikings and they won, you pathetic wimp of an idiot.</p> <p>BTW jonelson, 50 Jessies or me. I've got your eternal damnation lined up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130785 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 13:02:56 +0000 dvo4fun 130785@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Off out for a while &amp; just thought I'd have a quick peek to see how this going. Well done all. Keep it up and I'll be back later to check your work </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130784 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 12:53:16 +0000 bonjonelson 130784@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, for sure, I'd mich rather have fifty Jesses here than one Junket. Classic internet troll. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130767 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 11:15:56 +0000 beau-jolly 130767@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bonjo you bastard!<br /> I'm beginning to look forward to Jesse's subs. He/she is consistant and I think in time we'll look back and really appreciate them.</p> <p>Junket is a real cunt though, ain't he?</p> <p>"you great cunting dollop of a cockweasel"<br /> Made me guffaw.<br /> Tantamount indeed! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130759 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 10:48:07 +0000 bonjonelson 130759@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Look, we all know that Jesse is about as funny as a road accident, but that doesn't mean you can get away with insulting him here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130758 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 10:42:06 +0000 Thor 130758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yawn. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130750 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 09:24:46 +0000 junket56 130750@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello it's dvo here again. Oops I mean Junket. Look, I've been accused of being rude anonymously by a tit who calls himself Thor. Have you got a dick to suck then? Because you certainly haven't got any balls. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130730 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 08:45:10 +0000 dvo4fun 130730@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Medic: "Come on dvo, admit it, it's you isn't it... "</p> <p>I'm saying nowt. Doh... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130706 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 07:09:30 +0000 Jesse Bigg 130706@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you for all your support. It puts hair on my chest. No longer like a nun with a navvies' knob. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130704 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 07:02:56 +0000 medici2471 130704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Come on dvo, admit it, it's you isn't it... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130701 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 06:44:11 +0000 Thor 130701@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, a teenage boy has been rude anonymously. How brave and clever. Junkster, suck my dick. You know you want to. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130684 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 22:44:53 +0000 Ironduke 130684@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps there are a couple of causes for cautious optimism...</p> <p>Firstly, the junkster shows another glimmer of wit in amongst the dire grammar- to wit, 'sunglasses / shady dealer'.</p> <p>Secondly, junketta-trumpetta alludes to their previous overreaction, though qualified with a (possibly).</p> <p>Now, aren't we all waiting with baited breath for Trinket69's first sub on their own two feet? What a joy for impartial, equitable and objective review that will be... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130681 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 22:25:11 +0000 junket56 130681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey, Dukey Baby, I'm not here to defend anything. I was original put on here to sell designer sunglasses from a shady dealer but have morphed into a critic of the sort of web-sites I'm supposed to be infiltrating. Having been assigned to somewhere that everyone thinks they're a fucking comedian you can imagine my distress and (possibly) overreaction.As yet, after several weeks, I've still not had a sale and could be in for the high jump. (probably worth 5 * and a ticker on your crappy site vet boy) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130676 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 21:40:20 +0000 Ironduke 130676@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, the Ironical Defence.</p> <p>Broadly consisting of 'Yes, I was behaving like an arsehole, but I was being an ironic arsehole, and you silly people took me literally. How daft of you to think I meant every word! Oh, the irony!'</p> <p>Negated and debunked by the classic Youbuyitnow counter 'Ironic Schmironic, you great cunting dollop of a cockweasel'</p> <p>Tantamount! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130670 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 21:29:02 +0000 junket56 130670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey, Dukey baby. I resent the angry slur. Don't mind vile,though that's only looking at it from you bunch of tossers' point of view.<br /> I can't say I'm surprised that the big man Thor hasn't reduced me to a shivering apologetic wreck. You're not very "irony" or "Dukey" either are you?<br /> You should look up irony, it's not a word that's well understood on 'ere, me luvvy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130647 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:26:17 +0000 Ironduke 130647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations junkety-trumpety; in god knows how many vile and angry posts you've finally come up with a funny in 'all flash and no thunder'</p> <p>I'd love to think you've finally got the hang of what this site is for, so lets pretend its not a fluke and you try making a fresh start where you show some incisive wit and humour and stop just trying to be offensive to people for the sake of it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130643 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:19:53 +0000 waylandsmithy 130643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Junket, as my mum used to say, 'if you can't think of something nice to say, we'll sell you to the gypsies for meat'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130638 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:12:30 +0000 junket56 130638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's no wonder the fucking Vikings lost is it? If that's the best you can do. "your miniscule IQ. You cunt". You wouldn't get on the letters page of the Dundee Dandy with that.<br /> I'll give you an hour to think up something cutting and witty, otherwise we'll call you all a flash of light and no fucking thunder shall we? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45431#post-130633 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 19:58:41 +0000 Thor 130633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So you get your mum to read comics to you. I bet she’s proud of you, and your miniscule IQ. You cunt. </p>