http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:39:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130672 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 21:33:45 +0000 The Masked Frog 130672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130651 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:34:55 +0000 button 130651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good NiBage Dvo. 5 stars from me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130649 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:30:40 +0000 junket56 130649@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Okely dokely dvo, will stick to that in future. I think, by the way, you meant to say somewhere, rather than someplace. Americanisms should not be encouraged, apart from okely dokely, obviously. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130646 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:23:18 +0000 dvo4fun 130646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for asking. If it's all the same to you I'd prefer dvo as a diminutive but as has been observed, someplace by somebody, this is a free site </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130642 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:18:08 +0000 junket56 130642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not at all, may I call you dv? After a rethink I've decided to give you another *. Amazingly they don't seem to cost anything at all, I can't understand why people are so tight with them. No more for you, though, I need them to not to give to Thor's next sub. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130637 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:11:48 +0000 Perks 130637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice NiBdvo. Good one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130636 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:10:28 +0000 dvo4fun 130636@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aw shucks, junket. Thanks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130628 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 19:31:48 +0000 junket56 130628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think this is the best sub I've read on here for the last ten minutes. 2 * for you, you lucky boy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130561 Mon, 16 Jul 2012 11:12:02 +0000 Yikes 130561@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice NiB!</p> <p>Looks like last line got torched though ... shame! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130497 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 22:39:00 +0000 Ironduke 130497@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So its religion now?</p> <p>When will you tire of merely playing it safe, and take some f*cking risks for a change?</p> <p>(PS- 4* from me) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45393#post-130495 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 22:31:51 +0000 dvo4fun 130495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>With a little over a week to go before the games’ opening ceremony, the Pope is to fast-track an application for recognition of the Olympic Flame as a Saint.</p> <p>“Technically, there needs to be at least two confirmed miraculous healings posthumously attributable to the Flame (peace be upon it), so we should really wait until it’s snuffed out at the closing ceremony,” said monsignor Brivaldi, the Vatican’s bandwagon specialist “but in view of its popularity we’ve already started the process and may allow some pre-posthumous miracles to count.” </p> <p>The healing of several low-grade hysterics on the Flame’s UK tour has been attributed to a simple slap round the face and a variation on the incantation ‘Wake up you daft prick, it’s just an overgrown cigar lighter! Now, get back to your desk or you’re sacked’.</p> <p>However, it is likely that a woman’s claim of a cure from a long-term menstrual flow as the torch passed by ‘the end of her passage’ will feature in the Vatican’s official citation. </p>