http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45368 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 13:06:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45368#post-130369 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 14:09:39 +0000 Ironduke 130369@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>1. Tie children's inflatable lilos to your feet and go mud skating.</p> <p>2. Wear a wetsuit, snorkel and flippers- practical, and so funny you'll probably get laid (if you are capable of disrobing)</p> <p>3. Abandon, and take a bottle to Tally-Ho's barbecue (By the way, is a Tally-Ho an upper-class gangster whore?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45368#post-130360 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 12:58:39 +0000 beau-jolly 130360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We could pluck all the peacocks and make a small feather raft I suppose.<br /> At least in the rain and mud I get to wear a big coat. Sat in the shop it's chuffing freezing! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45368#post-130356 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 12:27:24 +0000 Gerontius 130356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you considered felling a few of the trees and running up a bit of decking.<br /> They've got stacks of trees there, nobody would notice a few go missing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45368#post-130350 Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:14:15 +0000 beau-jolly 130350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Larmer Tree festival this weekend. We have been going to this event for 18 years but this year its VERY wet.<br /> Yesterday I was shivering in the shop thinking, "do I really want to go and get cold, wet and muddy?" Then a Tally Ho! sort of woman came in. She wanted some robust wine for a BBQ. Really? "Oh yes", she said. "Sod the weather I'm going to continue to do what I want. Just needs more planning."<br /> So, with this in mind I donned my boots, shorts and waterproofs and had a good evening. Got up at 7am, drove back home had a shower and went to work.<br /> I now have to do it again tonight and Sunday night. Apparently it will stop raining by 9pm.<br /> Trying to get into the mind-set of Tally Ho lady: No such thing as bad weather, just bad planning and innapropriate clothing.<br /> Any suggestions on making 20 acres of sticky mud into fun (that doesn't involve nakedness) </p>